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Pickle Poems - Poems about Pickle

Pickle - Mar 19
Pow! the pale powder pumps power into The pastor’s panicked pulse. Peeing his pants, He pulls his parcel and pitter-patters To the piss-pot, paying his penile penance. ...

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Categories: pickle, corruption, drug, giggle, humor,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member Old Pickle
He lies on his bed in the rest home - the old man that nurses all there have given the nickname Old Pickle. (Of course they've seen beneath his underwear.) Like greenish blue cheese bulge the veins of his legs. By this stage of his life, he wished they were pegs. He once was as smooth as mozzarella, melting every woman with his smile. Now...

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Categories: pickle, old,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Blue Cheese Moon
blue cheese moon glows swoons fickle as an old pickle maiden not impressed...

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Categories: pickle, appreciation, moon,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Dill Pickle Hated Blue Cheese
Dill pickle hated him so Because he stank badly Dill pickle screamed just go Blue cheese wept thus sadly When I leave the fridg, bro I'll stink ever much mo Dill pickle grew older Fermenting like a bozo Then opening his holder A stink scent deathblow...

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Categories: pickle, funny,
Form: Quintain (English)
Premium Member In a Pickle
being in a May-December relationship could test the boundaries of patience like the football socks under a teenager’s bed it does not age well these relationships have unique challenges the rehashed stories of ‘the good old days’ smell of figments of their imagination as it contradicts with history lessons taught they harp on about ‘songs with words’ ones people could dance to with their...

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Categories: pickle, analogy, satire,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Pickle Balls and Paddle Bells
~ to the tune of 'Jingle Bells,' please ~ Tushies slide, what a ride slipping on the ice All we need’s a beaming bride and a few bouquets of rice Where’s the groom, in his...

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Categories: pickle, christmas, silly, song, word
Form: Lyric
Premium Member in a pickle
Remember when the paddle board was used for a different type of paddling...

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Categories: pickle, humor,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member mickle pickle schmickle
Mickle pickle schmickle ding dong due Eyes on the prize for both me and you Dragon flies by on a plane summer blue Mickle pickle schmickle ding dong due...

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Categories: pickle, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Monorhyme
Pickle
Written for and about my eldest daughter, Freya Lily (Pickle). Ive loved you, from the very first second I saw you, you are my beautiful first born. So the times when I see you upset frustrates me and I’m torn. Because you truly are lovely, And trust me when I say that I look at you every day Filled with so...

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Categories: pickle, birth, celebration, character, child,
Form: Free verse
Pickle On the Road
When walking along on the road, An object appeared, so I slowed. It was probably tossed From a car that had crossed; The surprise on my face must have showed. ‘Twas a pickle, a deli-type spear, Maybe packed with a sandwich? Unclear. Crisp and green, its appeal Would add much to a meal Of a passing black bear or a deer. Still, the person...

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Categories: pickle, today,
Form: Limerick
Panda In a Pickle
Help me Mum I'm stuck up this tree, I thought it was Bamboo I just couldn't see, It's getting quite windy, so I gripping much tighter, And I don't want to worry you but my grips getting slighter, Come and get me Mum and I'll promise I will be a good little Panda, Well I will be after I've eaten...

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Categories: pickle, wind,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ginger and Pickle Store
Ginger and Pickle store; what is that? She asked. I had no idea; I was pouring last drop from a flask. It is where I keep my lemonade, because it feels cool. Besides it makes the others crazy, in this weirded-up school. I am serious, she said. Mrs. Hen and Goose are over there. I ran with her then; we...

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Categories: pickle, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Fickle Pickle
A fickle pickle occurs when a barytic agent is introduced. Moving onward to eat one of the tainted fruits, the result is shameless drunken bacchanal behavior. Vomiting may produce sintered clumps. Extralinguistic speech may occur with reversionary doubting crosshatched with psychical deformities of the tongue. Curdling spital may also be present. Unspecific hallucinations, plainspoken...

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Categories: pickle, cheer up,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Cucumber
fickle pickle...

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Categories: pickle, cute, food, word play,
Form: Footle
Premium Member In a Pickle Now
Skinny skeleton sneaked out of the jack-o-lantern in record time. I had already bet that he would; I had bet my cousin a shiny new dime. You didn’t put him in there tightly enough, my cousin accused me. I was not about to give him any leeway at the hallow tree. I collected the dime and boasted to all...

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Categories: pickle, halloween,
Form: Rhyme

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