Pickle Poems - Poems about Pickle

Pow! the pale powder pumps power into The pastor’s panicked pulse. Peeing his pants, He pulls his parcel and pitter-patters To the piss-pot, paying his penile penance. ...Read the rest...

He lies on his bed in the rest home - the old man that nurses all there have given the nickname Old Pickle. (Of course they've seen beneath his underwear.) Like greenish blue cheese bulge the veins of his legs. By...Read the rest...

blue cheese moon glows swoons fickle as an old pickle maiden not impressed...Read the rest...

Dill pickle hated him so Because he stank badly Dill pickle screamed just go Blue cheese wept thus sadly When I leave the fridg, bro I'll stink ever much mo Dill pickle grew older Fermenting like a bozo Then opening his holder A stink...Read the rest...

being in a May-December relationship could test the boundaries of patience like the football socks under a teenager’s bed it does not age well these relationships have unique challenges the rehashed stories of ‘the good old days’ smell of figments...Read the rest...

~ to the tune of 'Jingle Bells,' please ~ Tushies slide, what a ride slipping on the ice All we...Read the rest...

Remember when the paddle board was used for a different type of paddling...Read the rest...

Mickle pickle schmickle ding dong due Eyes on the prize for both me and you Dragon flies by on a plane summer blue Mickle pickle schmickle ding dong due...Read the rest...

Written for and about my eldest daughter, Freya Lily (Pickle). Ive loved you, from the very first second I saw you, you are my beautiful first born. So the times when I see you upset frustrates me and I’m...Read the rest...

When walking along on the road, An object appeared, so I slowed. It was probably tossed From a car that had crossed; The surprise on my face must have showed. ‘Twas a pickle, a deli-type spear, Maybe packed with a sandwich?...Read the rest...

Help me Mum I'm stuck up this tree, I thought it was Bamboo I just couldn't see, It's getting quite windy, so I gripping much tighter, And I don't want to worry you but my grips getting slighter, Come...Read the rest...

Ginger and Pickle store; what is that? She asked. I had no idea; I was pouring last drop from a flask. It is where I keep my lemonade, because it feels cool. Besides it makes the others crazy,...Read the rest...

A fickle pickle occurs when a barytic agent is introduced. Moving onward to eat one of the tainted fruits, the result is shameless drunken bacchanal behavior. Vomiting may produce sintered clumps. Extralinguistic speech may...Read the rest...

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Skinny skeleton sneaked out of the jack-o-lantern in record time. I had already bet that he would; I had bet my cousin a shiny new dime. You didn’t put him in there tightly enough, my cousin accused...Read the rest...