Marriage Limerick Poems

		

‘You’ve had one too many’
Declared old Paddy’s wife
She always spoiled his evenings 
With her ‘trouble’ and her ‘strife’

‘I’m absolutely sober’ 
He replied with much aplomb
‘I’ve...

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A 5-Liner on your Life Poetry Contest
Andrea Dietrich

The Story Of My Life

When my husband's infidelity thrashed
Into a lit dumpster our marriage dashed
A storybook is blackened
And...

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The groom should assume while he’s there,
He ought not say aught au cotraire.
Polish your shoes,
Smile at all news,
Till one and a one are a pair.
...

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I’m laughing at Ex boss, Tess Tickle
Once so anti marriage – how fickle
Dick Pickle she’d marry
Though she calls him Larry
Now married she’s Tess Tickle-Pickle

On baby...

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Dumpster Fire Poetry Contest
Margarita Lillico

Sally's husband's infidelity trashed
Into a lit dumpster, their marriage dashed
A wife is left saddened
And the ashes blackened
Because he lit the wrongful...

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My hubby prefers silver to gold
Got married to save his soul
It’s a lesson well learned
Better marry than to burn
But he still wants to be cuckold...

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Wooing her, as the ways of love
Show: just let her on her own move,
Attract her nor pursue, 
If she comes gives no clue, 
And chased,...

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'Twas Christmas when Cinder’s went to the ball
In the most romantic season of all
She looked so pretty
A prince so dishy
Danced each dance with her, till...

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Each time Trump says the country’s a wreck,
they go out to the roads to inspect.
If Woody Woodpecker
had had a fact checker,
they’d be feeling his feathers...

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To dress well seems well worth a thought,
In merit, dress matters a lot:
Dressed in silk, to Vishnu so suave,
Father Ocean his daughter gave,
In tiger skin,...

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hanging slipping falling dream

smashing waking hearing scream

no wonder i dont snore

i'm down here on the floor

guest bed like a balance beam.
...

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If green, go share-- the room and bed,
Yellow, pillow separated,
If signal shows orange,
The bed is what you change,
Red, change the very room
To save your soul...

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Mum said, "No sex before marriage,
It tarnishes the union’s carriage.”
I’m in her wedding photo,
What happened to her motto?
Why the rain of words that discourage?


September 1,...

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Mom said, “No sex before marriage,”
With rules she thought were quite sage.
But in her wedding shot,
I see a twist in the plot—
Was her vow just...

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Rick knew sluttish blood flowed in mother’s vein.
She told sex before marriage was a bane,
       had him, though maiden...

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