Homework Limerick Poems
These Homework Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Homework. These are the best examples of Limerick Homework poems written by international poets.
Cruel SchoolBy that pool, where the shadows did rule,
A confused kid, thought he'd end it cruel,
He plunged his weary head,
With a heart capped of dread,
But recalled...
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Categories:
abuse, anger, anti bullying,
Rush HourI run to my next class with industrious speed, I have to make it before the bell
Damn it, my car broke down the day before...
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Categories:
anxiety, funny, homework, humor,
Candy Love - Nursery RhymeOnce there was a boy named Louie
Who loved candy, soft and chewy,
He swallowed one whole,
And it took a pole
To rescue the candy gooey;
Once...
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Categories:
boy, candy, children, fun,
Ian, My Youngest Grandson On His Fourteenth BirthdayIan, my grandson is quite a lively joy,
Though I admit, he's often a wilful boy,
Study for him is a bore
Homework ever his worst chore.
Football is...
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Categories:
birthday,
Laughter and Learning, What a TwainLaughter came, opened up the closed door,
Learning felt welcomed as never ‘fore.
Ever since hand-in-hand
The twain of two-some band,
Laughter-starved, learning looks a tired chore.
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Happenings...
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Categories:
education, fun,
Governor Pritzker Gives a CrapPritzker gleaned his mansion of crappers
for the purpose of not paying taxes
but when his belly gurgled
alleyways filled with his turds
a homeless gal just...
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Categories:
corruption, homework, people, pollution,
A Guy Name ForknifeThere was once a guy named Forknife
He played Fortnite for a fortnight
He disregarded his schoolwork
Because he was doing “homework”
He’s out on the streets with frostbite....
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Categories:
dark,
Imaginary FeverShe's up early in the morning
While the children keep on sleeping
Dreaming of homework
And teachers that lurk
The old alarm clock keeps...
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Categories:
5th grade,
Trump University AdmissionAn Apprentice known only as, "Gale"
Screwed each of the students at Yale
When asked to explain
She replied with disdain,
"I had to make sure I made Bail!"...
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Categories:
culture, education, hilarious, homework,
The Joys of ProcrastinationThere once was a person named James
Who really can’t stop playing games
He played too much
Left his homework untouched
So James’ marks went down in flames...
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Categories:
addiction,
It's a Steal - Inspired By John WulfJohn I'd love to steal your work
But I’d look a complete berk
We know stealing is wrong
Unless you come from Ding Dong
some need to do their...
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Categories:
humorous, irony, poetry,
Mathematical Equations
My homework has many an equation,
Teacher says math is a good foundation;
It all seems like a puzzle,
Squiggles that make my mind frizzle,
Oh please tell- when...
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Categories:
childhood,
There Was OnceThere was once a young dancer
Who was recovering from cancer
She wanted fame
but her leg was lame
So people called her a prancer.
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I know it's really...
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Categories:
dance, dark, death, depression,
Why School Is Not CoolAt 6 AM the alarm clock screams
interrupted from beautiful dreams
A frowning teacher screaming in your face
shouts with anger and says "you're a disgrace"
no free...
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Categories:
children,
School-Time!Going to school is so much fun
But can't wait until homework is done!
For every class hope for an "A"
And on the honor roll: Hip-hip-hooray!
In...
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Categories:
life