Goodbye Funny Poems
These Goodbye Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Goodbye. These are the best examples of Funny Goodbye poems written by international poets.
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funny, humor, humorous, parody,
I Want To Leave This World With A Little SomethingThis Cowboy came into this world with nothing.
So when you said you were leaving, I said
" Fine."
Now I hope I'll find me a little something.
That...
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Categories:
character, funny, goodbye, humor,
Ms MaybeThere is this lady
whom I'll call Ms Maybe
cause she excites
and spites
each man in her life
as she's not ready to become a wife.
Ms Maybe
is...
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Categories:
confusion, funny,
LIFE OF A SHOVELI REMEMBER MY CREATOR
A GREAT BIG BURLY LAD
I WAS SENT OFF TO THE HARDWARE STORE
TO DO THE SAME JOB AS MY DAD.
A YOUNG CHAP...
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Categories:
funny, goodbye, retirement,
Battling TimeI would have been here sooner
But I got in a fight with time
And lost you see.
It wasn't fair.
I slept in a little bit,
and...
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Categories:
change, crazy, fun, funny,
A Dawn Picnic Of Pickled Eggsup from the east
rose the sun for a feast
with the moon who was still up at dawn
the two for a banquet
upon a tartan blanket
and...
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fun, funny, humorous, love,
Woodland Walkspray tell what to do when a tree looks at you
with those sullen sunken knotty eyes
and then as he flashes those spindly twig lashes
and sappy...
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cute, fun, funny, goodbye,
An Emotional Farewellso long, all the gilling snafferwisps
I wish I could say it was
but those times we hodded abreem
shook, then circled befrayingly
yet alas, when all...
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funny, farewell, goodbye, nonsense,
Funny Guy and Crazy PlayboyEvery girl, every woman
in his hometown
is wild and insane
about that funny guy
and crazy playboy
who deceives anybody
and walks through the halls of Hell
to make them...
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Categories:
funny, addiction, adventure, character, desire,
I BelieveHe doesn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster
This revelation occurs six orgasms into my visit and totally kills the mood
I say "But at...
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funny, funny love,
Fruit LeatherYou bite that apple!
Give it a go, put on a show
There is no shame
You said shame is a sham
And clams are happy
Do they hop or...
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funny, fruit, humor, satire,
Saddle Your HorseSaddle your horse and get ready for the ride; this will be your final day before you take off to the sky, the weather is...
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Categories:
appreciation, business, celebration, funny
Rock N' Roll Pickle Party
Pickled okra, pickled beets
Pickled corn and pickled beans
Of all the pickles that I see
Cucumber pickles are the best
Dancers, players, pickles
Celebrating, showing their
Vinegar tails, their garlic...
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celebration, fun, funny, giggle,
II
That’s me
Can’t see you
Though
You're not there
Like me
You see
I’ve got time
Like mine and
Me too
Your through
With me
I see
You that’s
True
Like lines
That see
Me Not
There...
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Categories:
betrayal, feelings, freedom, funny
Without YouI was just 15, 15 would have just been 15 if 15
was without you.
You, were a lonely butterfly gliding among
the empty meadow.
We first met as...
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Categories:
funny, emotions, feelings, friendship love,