Butterfly Funny Poems

Scavenging squirrels search for acorns, scratching old stumps from trees. 
Scampering up my sugar maple, they steal my bird feeder seeds. 
Sleepy salamanders wake from...

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EGBERT THE ADORABLE OCTOPUS & OTHER NONSENSE VERSE

Egbert the Octopus
is so damn cute
& smarter than u
(the point is moot) 
'cause he doesn't pollute
when he commutes,...

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Naughty Children

Naughty children pick their nose's
And smear their clothes
Playful and mischievous
They belong to Jesus

Naughty kids are fast kids
They catch butterflies
With big smiles they show you
How...

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Dancing in my heart,some friendship it seems
a solace butterfly , fluttering it seems
a moon with many faces,all bright it seems 
for love is freedom,all pure...

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Once upon a time, in a land quite absurd,
There lived a mischievous, zany bird,
With feathers bright, and a beak so wide,
He made everyone laugh through...

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You told me I belong to you
That you know I love you true
But darling I’m not a succulent plant
What’s a chocolate woman to do

Love is...

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The playful nature of love
need not be always a scheduled 
match, something to be said for the
spontaneity of butterfly kisses, 
fluttering lips and tip-toeing
fingertips, as...

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Small giraffe,
Short caterpillar,
Slow cheetah,
Shy lion,
Plain peacock,
Serious puppy,
Energetic cat,
Whimsical snake,
Gauche deer,
Undaunting shark,
Rough bunny,
Dull butterfly,
We’re all misfits. We’re all different....

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entry-code...

txx...be
t-excess as...

t-x's...be
as tea-excessed...

taxes...be
as texas...pee

excess

stans sand

 

entry code
and...try-code

and dry cod...

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My name is Chris,
Her name is Alice,
We’re cocooned in
A plantastic palace,
While balanced on
The woodlands eaves,
We banquet on
What others leaves.

We’re pillers of
Socie-eat-he
We pay our debts
And dine...

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I was just 15, 15 would have just been 15 if 15
was without you.

You, were a lonely butterfly gliding among
the empty meadow.
We first met as...

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Garments

Opened the wardroom’s door, suits and jackets worn
so long looked like sad copies of me.
Gave all my clothes to the salvation army, which gave
them to...

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COOL CALM CHAOS

           Eager egrets hopping on mossy glossy grass of desert
   ...

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The continued story of this poet
Haters r going to be mad that I even wrote it
Here is where I give u "The Business"
Like a lightning...

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Two of the wackiest guys I know,
	live two doors down, 
		           one flight below

Tall is...

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