Crikey Poems - Poems about Crikey

...Feel some silliness coming on But why am I not surprised It's who I am, a jester by trade But a harmless kind of a guy If you're expecting tear jerking stuff You'd be outta luck my mat......Read the rest...

...Why do I get lumbered with a nutcase on the bus? I’m craving peace and quiet, so I won’t make a fuss. But I don’t want to hear about his toenail collection, or that he must take Viag......Read the rest...

...Crikey mates, I don't know what to make? I'm pretty sure this platty; has a tummy ache Puddin begged his friends for relief and aid; Perhaps it was the worm stew; or shrimp cocktail he had made? ......Read the rest...

...Once there was dingo, rabidly mad as he could be who thought he was a Bruce of a man by how he spoke But no man would call him their 'mate,' for you see... he was a mongrel dog who pretended to be......Read the rest...

...World wildlife fund ostensibily for fauna.' Yet could it gather money? Thats being shorn Of Folks untowardly? not being fully inforned.? The ads look so W E F like.? One point that strikes.' ......Read the rest...

...D'ya know any people who are always right Are they annoying creatures or what Wonder who made them a walking thesaurus They sure make my blood run hot Love to poke holes in what they're......Read the rest...

...Feel some silliness coming on But why am I so surprised It's who I am, a jester by trade Just a harmless kind of a guy If you're expecting tear jerking stuff You'd be outta luck my mat......Read the rest...

...He was in large life a force of nature and in barbed death a martyr to the cause. Leaping madly on some croc or gator wrestling its mighty ancient tail and jaws. A call to action for all ......Read the rest...

...No Eden here, for there’s no snake; There’s just a thief who likes to take The labors of all our hard work. My blood is boiling, half berserk Near stripped of reason, one thing’s clear: I’m set......Read the rest...

...D'ya know any people who are always right Are they annoying creatures or what? Wonder who made them this walking thesaurus They sure make my blood run hot Love to poke holes in what the......Read the rest...

...Crikey! Its already Friday! So its fish & pumpkin pie day And they go together Like Hurricane weather School Kids call it Breathe & Die day......Read the rest...

...[Inspired by ‘Stating The Obvious’ Contest but doesn’t meet the spec] Millionaire, Bartholomew Fairfax Admitted today, he ‘forgot’ to pay tax Goodness gracious, well I never Knock me over ......Read the rest...

...They say no two snowflakes are ever alike Seems like radical thinking invading my psych A number innumerable Larger than imaginable Someone's trying to mess with me by crikey......Read the rest...

...Never thought I'd be cheering for an iguana but I did Snakes on Madagascar don't play fair, they're hypocrites Look cute, by crikey But really, gorblimey Ain't the nicest of serpents, eat......Read the rest...

...Want some toast BLOODY OATH My name is Logan You call me BOGAN GONNA buy a CHOOK Can’t be bothered to cook Feeling CHOC, A BLOCK As I lay on the bed Looking at the clock Want a CIGGI mate ......Read the rest...