Cad Poems - Poems about Cad

there was a young cad named Dennis who liked to take risks with the women in Ennis one night with Darla in bed she suddenly said my husband will be home any minute ...

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(Lights dim, a single spotlight illuminates the speaker. A beat drops, subtle and rhythmic.) Cad Jax. Yeah, that name hummed with the city's pulse, a neon flicker in the back alley of your mind/ (A slight snap of the fingers) He was Mr. Flow, man, pure, uncut man on the go/ Had a ride that...

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my valentine glee she's agreed to marry me ~ her dads rich you see ...

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Sue's livid with Mackie Avellen He's ditched her for her bestie Ellen I pity poor Sue Not sure what she'll do As her pregnant belly's now swellen Now Mackie is nasty cad He’s denying that he is the dad A paternity test Will put Sue’s mind at rest His denial made Sue boiling mad Sue's happier now without Mackie Ellen never will please him, she's...

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I have written the ultimate love song it was the braggadocio cad, Sir Edward He thinks his words are golden laced with silver Some of us yawn, I may have giggled He plays his song for us, which is no surprise. It is amazingly tender, romantic and well-written. You did not write that! Accuses his sister. Sibling rivalry is in full swing,...

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It seems our Easter Egg dyer Was a notorious liar Our firing squad Knew he was odd But reacted when he yelled, "Fire!"...

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When I was young I thought I knew Where to draw the line But today I can see How very wrong I was I did not know What would matter As the years went by Where I drew Many of lines Was very, very wrong I did things That pains me now I wish...

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killing time is absolutely necessary like fire in water like killing the kid who begged you for justice killing time is honorable like how the paint fades like driving over it killing time is infectious like blood on the car door like a burl on a tree in the chemical dump killing is like you like...

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Can you have my Number ? Sure ! Do you want my husbands as well ? And by the looks of the ring on your finger ! Can I have your wives too ? I only ask as I wish to inquire ? Why, She is not enough for you ? And is there anything I can do ? To make her...

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My dad was renown as a cad Which made my love life rather sad Would I know when I kissed her That she was my sister? If not, he would be a grand dad!...

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Hither and thither and yon Is a place where all cads belong An internet tweet Records their deceit To haunt them their whole life long...

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The most handsome of boyfriends I had broke my heart; what an arrogant cad! But I don't think I missed out on much. How he kissed makes me think - sex with him must be bad! For The Contest: A valentine Limerick~ to your x-lover the heart-breaker ( explaining how life goes on ) after the heart break. Sponsored by...

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