Cad Poems - Poems about Cad

Sue's livid with Mackie Avellen He's ditched her for her bestie Ellen I pity poor Sue Not sure what she'll do As her pregnant belly's now swellen Now Mackie is nasty cad He’s denying that he is the dad A paternity...Read the rest...

I have written the ultimate love song it was the braggadocio cad, Sir Edward He thinks his words are golden laced with silver Some of us yawn, I may have giggled He plays his song for us, which is...Read the rest...

It seems our Easter Egg dyer Was a notorious liar Our firing squad Knew he was odd But reacted when he yelled, "Fire!"...Read the rest...

When I was young I thought I knew Where to draw the line But today I can see How very wrong I was I did not know What would matter As the years went...Read the rest...

killing time is absolutely necessary like fire in water like killing the kid who begged you for justice killing time is honorable like how the paint fades like driving over it killing time is infectious like blood on the car door like a...Read the rest...

Can you have my Number ? Sure ! Do you want my husbands as well ? And by the looks of the ring on your finger ! Can I have your wives too ? I only ask as I wish...Read the rest...

My dad was renown as a cad Which made my love life rather sad Would I know when I kissed her That she was my sister? If not, he would be a grand dad!...Read the rest...

Hither and thither and yon Is a place where all cads belong An internet tweet Records their deceit To haunt them their whole life long...Read the rest...

The most handsome of boyfriends I had broke my heart; what an arrogant cad! But I don't think I missed out on much. How he kissed makes me think - sex with him must be bad! For The Contest:...Read the rest...