Best Shop Assistant Poems

Jungle Drums

Well known was Molly by gossips
Words fell so easy from her lips
They always found ready ears
Revered was she amongst her peers

A casual meeting Molly made
Good conversation she displayed
Invited then to mothers meeting
Where received a rapturous greeting

For all the ladies gathered there
Knew Molly had a...

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Millie millipede needed some new shoes
for her summer holiday fun Disney cruise
Her old shoes were tight making Millie hop
so she went with mommy to the shoe shop

Millie hobbled through the door and began to wail
the poor shop assistant’s face turned quite pale
because Millie millipede had...

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So,
There I am
Browsing in a book store
No one around but me for a mile or more.

Suddenly
I feel someone's heavy breath
On the back of my neck
Looking over my shoulder to see what I'm looking at
What the heck!.

Happened to me a week or two ago
No one around
Then...

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Shopping Spree 

It was a big shop, large as warehouse it sold everything I didn’t need; 
and the shop was empty of staff. The thief in my thought: if I had a van
 I could back it up to the entrance, take everything in sight...

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Please, Do You Have Double Vision?

My gorgeous body swipes with acceptance my entirety, 
Loves my mind, its monumental triumphs and dark corridors,   
Liaisons with winds which passion causations of complexity, 
Wets my sweated brow with trickles of sweetly scented odours. 

This destination is...

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My wife and I were having one of them bonding days,
where we ate lunch in a café… and of course it’s me who pays!
Then we strolled along the street to look in all the shops.
Now the bug has bit her, this window-shopping never stops.

It’s “Look...

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Chemist Shop 
At the entrance of the pharmacy a dead sparrow,
no one seemed to notice this tiny death.
The bird just lied there with folded wings and eyes
suitable closed, ready to be put in a coffin.
I told a shop assistant about it, she swept the bird
with...

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Headlights messaged through midnight windows 
Curtainless glass unable to subdue the urgency 
Car obtained in street nearby was theirs temporarily
Three hour drive to ship leaving island next morning

Two sixteen year old girls barely registered surprise 
Departure in stolen car and pre booked boat tickets
Organised by...

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Die Lorelei by Heinrich Heine (1797-1856)- Translated by T. Wignesan
	For Regina von Degenfeld at Waibstadt
	-in respect and unending sufferance-

(Heine, a German Jewish lyrical and satiric poet, journalist and critic,
 settled in Paris from 1831 where he married Eugénie Mirat, an unsophisticated shop-assistant which earned him...

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Got honey for mum I adore
When shopping it smashed to the floor
I have got to confess
It was a sticky mess
The shopkeeper gave me some more

This happened last weekend when I was getting 3 jars of honey for mum, I was at the check out with...

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You know what I bought this bed sofa the other day
          It was the sort for a lofa,yeah it was blue and grey
          But yeah I had...

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All the men who squash the poor are 
Wanting more
As they drive their staff and wages out the door
Then they come home to their mansions
And they think about expansions
We all know their greed is wanting, wanting more

All the criminals are wanting
Wanting more
As they force the...

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Cakes of Love 

Coconut macaroons she sold the nice little girl at the cake shop, 
I was eating macaroons every day, but Sundays when the shop 
shut and I pined for Monday. My sister said I was in love with 
the shop assistant, which I...

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It lay gleaming in the window
It was the day after payday
You newer know when you are in too deep

I went inside
Looking at a diving watch, a quite good-looking one
You newer know when you are in too deep

A pretty shop assistant
Her smell
You newer know when you...

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It's a day.
There's a flip in it.
First bit is a blah, blah, blah - lots of stuff we'll deal with later. You know, how it might all end as relayed by a doctor, but that's deferred until Monday and another doctor. 
Second bit, I got...

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