Best Raccoon Poems

There once was a silly raccoon
 He slept in a tree until noon
 He came down to play
 He decided to stay
 He danced a jig to a tune

 Val the Cross-eyed Owl
 She saw his jig and said-"WOW"!
 The Owl and Raccoon
 Then danced...

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I dream that tonight I am a raccoon
And it is here in this body that I store the notion
That my sadness will last forever,
In the treasury of unclaimed awareness,
Where pits of the peaches could never re-sprout...
I dig deep into the indent of a Denver ravine,
Gnaw...

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The raccoon was brazen
Bold, devilishly handsome
I fell in love quickly
I know. Raccoons are no good for opossums
But the heart wants who the heart wants.

We met on a warm day
in the throes of summer
He was eating cat food when I arrived
to the consternation of a gray...

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Did you hear about Ricky the Raccoon
Who found a cat who had swooned
He returned it back home
In case, dazed it did roam
His reward, a night on the toon







Francine posted an image on Facebook to write about, this is mine.
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R ascal with a twinkle in his dark-ringed eye
A morous feeling frisky under a full moon's light
C at strolled by- her voluptuous tail swishing to and fro
C oy glances by feline big blues
O vert flirting, then invited her to dine
O pulent feast of restaurant scraps...

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Stealthy
on tip-toes
out of habit
wears burglar mask daily
shady...

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Ricky looked like a bandit ,for across his face
was a wide black mask that he never could erase.

See, Ricky was a critter who was born that way,
and to think folks hated him caused him great dismay.

Often Ricky wondered why God had made him look
like what...

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Raccoons are very sneaky
Finding food is their task
At night it’s hard to see them
Because they wear a mask...

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Randy the ring-tailed raccoon
Had a very funny smell
And if you ever smelled him
You would run away pell-mell.
All of the other raccoons
Held their noses, called him names.
They were not nice to Randy,
Played him for the fool in games.
Then one frosty Christmas Eve
Santa said to him
"Randy with...

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the door,
it just stood there till forest ranger
knocked to check if widow raccoon was alright.
rain was very nasal that night; so she said
i’m fine with my woolen frock and lights on,
and shut the door and slid on her 
antique couch.
then, a brownie cat from nowhere...

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against the moonlight
the cool masked invaders
steal the cat’s food...

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Raccoon
Clever fingered
Sneaky, grabbing, slapping
Mysterious, cool, calm, sweet
Raccoon...

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The morning quiet
It did not last long
I was doing chores
In another room
The quiet broken
Maggie growls and barks
She is excited
I went to see why
Outside the glass door
Upon the wide deck
Stood a huge raccoon
Eating the peanuts
Then eating bird seeds
He had a big feast
The birds and the squirrels
Ran...

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One day after returning from the moon,
Jerry found a Raccoon in his drawing room.

He was surprised to see it watching TV,
enjoying'Tom and Jerry' show with much glee.

An idea crept into Jerry's mind soon
why not teach Tom a lesson by the Raccoon!

So Jerry told him about...

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Raccoon with knowing eyes stares at me from across the room.
He is darling!  Brought home from an estate sale.
Hanging from a limb, accusing me, chastising me, all powerful.
I wish I knew who painted him.  

He is unique, one of a kind. And he...

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