Best Humpty Dumpty Poems

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Old Humpty Dumpty, the egg on the wall,
had a friend Bacon, who was ten feet tall.
Those two went together like bread goes with jam,
pen goes with paper, or glaze goes with ham!

Friends since their childhood, they’d made a blood pact.
Bacon got fried,and gave...

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Truth isn't always within the region of reason; it can flirt with the edges of insanity. Let's dive into the twisted reality of Humpty Dumpty. Its bitter smell will linger like rotten eggs in the night breeze.

Once upon a time, when sunshine kissed the honeyed...

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Humpty Dumpty fell off the top of the wall
He got on the phone and gave his lawyer a call
With help from the lawyer and litigation men
Humpty is rich and won’t have to work again!

09~30~16

Inspired by Three blind mice poem by Ilene Bauer...

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Humpty Dumpty House

A home.
The one he promised you.
That white picket fence,
light flooded rooms.
A swing on a tree in the front yard.

He promised,
I'm sure he did.
He promised,
to fill it with laughter.
It was where you were both supposed to dream.
The gathering place of love,
of family,
of friends.
Sadly,
it was...

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
But he didn't fall deliberately, he was pushed.
He was smahed to pieces when he landed on his tush. 
Now his family is without a father and that is sad.
His family doesn't think it was a...

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Fat egg    you're a mess!
I can't believe the scramble where you fell
There's slime    dirt    and yellow on your shell
Impossible, I must confess

With all the king's horses
          ...

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Humpty Dumpty was in fact a selfish king. A narcissist with a harem of women, many who were under the age of sixteen. He was quite large and disfigured, due to his royal ancestors marrying siblings to preserve their blood.  His mum was also...

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Cute Humpty did sit on a wall-
it's said his shell broke by a fall.
      His bottom was round,
      and so it was found
it wasn't his fault after all.

You see he got there by mistake:
 a...

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Remember Humpty Dumpty
Who fell off the wall?
Well, it wasn't no accident
We can prove he didn't fall

It was a government conspiracy
They were testing a new glue
They wanted him to volunteer
But he wasn't wanting to

So, all the king's horses
And all the king's men
Were calling him names 
And...

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"Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall"
Why would he want to do that?
I'm sure he didn't Want to fall,
Perhaps he was just looking for his cat.

"Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall"
The cat started looking for his master,
Meanwhile, our Humpty was trying to call,
But this only made the cat...

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Numpty Trumpty plans to build a brick wall
Will it be his election downfall
As all the bricklayers and all the tradesmen
Have vowed not to lay a brick ever again!

05~19~17...

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Alas, Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall,

   Leaving a quivering yolk, that is all!

      Then, his nephews and nieces,

         Scooped up all of the pieces.

     ...

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Eggs
Scrambled
Fried on toast
Sunny side up
Shell...

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People yelled to Humpty Dumpty, “DON'T FALL!”
But Humpty never listens, he's a stubborn butterball
Came tumbling down
His undies turned brown
 “Not The Brightest Egg” someone did call

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Huffy Puffy had a smoke

Huffy Puffy had to choke

All the king’s doctors and all the king’s men

Couldn’t put Huffy Puffy’s lungs together again....

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