Barney Poems - Poems about Barney

My pet is a pincher bug Called earwig said cousin Doug Takes little room, lies on my mug I click photo, he looks quite smug He can really dance and cut a rug I love Barney Bee my pincher bug...Read the rest...

It's all the ways darkness drapes showing where light is in reality how it's part and parcel I can't look at myself but I see a reflection from your eyes sat in a circle we can tell each who...Read the rest...

Barnyard animals were intimidated by the bull. He is from Chicago, he must be part of the mafia. Whisper whisper gossip gossip Barney was a quiet animal, he stayed to himself He was not antisocial, just not socialized. He wanted...Read the rest...

He was a fancy farm rooster always prunin’ and preenin' his feathers for show But man could that rooster wake up the dead when he puffed his chest and let out a crow He was the king of...Read the rest...

Meet the happy couple That's Hilda all in white Barney's there beside her Loves her with all his might They're an interracial couple No problem nowadays Frowned on not too long ago But today it's a-okay Met at the local horse saloon Frequented...Read the rest...

Barney Boy aka bull dog boss hog has confident attitude to spare We see him flying around on his Harley doing things we don’t dare He drives down the roads showing off his muscles and physique The motorcycle...Read the rest...

Sheriff Andy Taylor Was also the jailer Fighting for the law Never had to draw Deputy Barney Fife Giving crime strife One bullet to load Knew his penal code Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Joseph May September 29, 2021 The Andy Griffith Show ...Read the rest...

Fred Flintstone Felt tingles, down his funny bone, While playing his golf ball, he lost control. Barney cried foul, as it bounced off his elbow into...Read the rest...

Fred Flintstone In Bedrock he was known His cat would always put him out And for Wilma he would shout Barney Rubble Was always there on the double To get Fred out of a jam ...Read the rest...

Once I sat there engaged and waiting Although it seemed to be, that the rolls were rotating I discovered the many expectations Remembering many depressed, idle aspirations Then I heard an alternate, lonely awaiting, At this time pillows and...Read the rest...

Meet the happy couple That's Hilda all in white Barney's there beside her Loves her with all his might They're an interracial couple No problem nowadays Frowned on not too long ago But today it's a-okay Met at the local horse saloon Frequented...Read the rest...

Arney Barney You're so smelly Like rotten pork jelly Your laugh reminds me Of a nursery Full of crying children Your voice makes me queasy And yet you are stately Yet still, no one wants to date you Like rotten pork jelly Yum! says the...Read the rest...

I love you, you love me, we are a happy family. You guys have blessed me greatly, Your kind words mean so much to me. I wish I can give guys a warm hug Because y'all have given me...Read the rest...

As I awake this morning I remember a Barney song for my more oppositionally misaligned daughter. I love you and you love me even if I couldn't realign my four B's, Brain, and Branches, and Belly, and Butt, these four aligned good government. If you...Read the rest...

POOR BARNEY FIFE There once was a young man named Barney Fife He was a ladies man, but had no wife He thought he was debonair With lots of love he could share But Deputy Fife is filled with...Read the rest...