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Barney Poems - Poems about Barney

Premium Member Barney my pet pincher Bug
My pet is a pincher bug Called earwig said cousin Doug Takes little room, lies on my mug I click photo, he looks quite smug He can really dance and cut a rug I love Barney Bee my pincher bug...

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Categories: barney, women,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Woman Clothed with the Sun - Alice Pike Barney
It's all the ways darkness drapes showing where light is in reality how it's part and parcel I can't look at myself but I see a reflection from your eyes sat in a circle we can tell each who we are I need to hear it to exist may I rest my head on your shoulder my friend pass light person...

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Categories: barney, art,
Form: Ekphrasis



Premium Member Infatuated by Barney Bull
Barnyard animals were intimidated by the bull. He is from Chicago, he must be part of the mafia. Whisper whisper gossip gossip Barney was a quiet animal, he stayed to himself He was not antisocial, just not socialized. He wanted to have friends. It had not happened. He had no idea how to begin. Whisper whisper gossip gossip the chickens and hens said. There...

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Categories: barney, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Prose Poetry
Barney
He was a fancy farm rooster always prunin’ and preenin' his feathers for show But man could that rooster wake up the dead when he puffed his chest and let out a crow He was the king of the barnyard for sure struttin’ around just like he owned the place Any time a critter would get too close Barney would go...

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Categories: barney, humor, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Barney Hilda and Clyde
Meet the happy couple That's Hilda all in white Barney's there beside her Loves her with all his might They're an interracial couple No problem nowadays Frowned on not too long ago But today it's a-okay Met at the local horse saloon Frequented by the equine crowd She was a pretty show horse He was boisterous and loud Pretty soon, she tamed him Settled him down just...

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Categories: barney, heaven,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Barney Boy Aka Bull Dog Boss Hawg
Barney Boy aka bull dog boss hog has confident attitude to spare We see him flying around on his Harley doing things we don’t dare He drives down the roads showing off his muscles and physique The motorcycle groupies practically faint; he is that unique....

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Categories: barney, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Andy and Barney
Sheriff Andy Taylor Was also the jailer Fighting for the law Never had to draw Deputy Barney Fife Giving crime strife One bullet to load Knew his penal code Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Joseph May September 29, 2021 The Andy Griffith Show ...

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Categories: barney, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Clerihew
Fred Flintstone Barney Rubble
Fred Flintstone Felt tingles, down his funny bone, While playing his golf ball, he lost control. Barney cried foul, as it bounced off his elbow into the hole. Barney Rubble Was in deep trouble, When the...

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Categories: barney, best friend, funny, golf,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Fred and Barney
Fred Flintstone In Bedrock he was known His cat would always put him out And for Wilma he would shout Barney Rubble Was always there on the double To get Fred out of a jam Then he would scram Example For my Contest 8-28-2021...

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Categories: barney, fun,
Form: Clerihew
Barney
Once I sat there engaged and waiting Although it seemed to be, that the rolls were rotating I discovered the many expectations Remembering many depressed, idle aspirations Then I heard an alternate, lonely awaiting, At this time pillows and tissues were accommodating. Felt like surviving, but with a deficiency, Your absence stung and left only a shadow of your proficiency. It’s all...

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Categories: barney, appreciation, care, change, goodbye,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Barney Hilda and Clyde
Meet the happy couple That's Hilda all in white Barney's there beside her Loves her with all his might They're an interracial couple No problem nowadays Frowned on not too long ago But today it's a-okay Met at the local horse saloon Frequented by the equine crowd She was a pretty show horse He was boisterous and loud Pretty soon, she tamed him Settled him down just...

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Categories: barney, beautiful,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Arney Barney-
Arney Barney You're so smelly Like rotten pork jelly Your laugh reminds me Of a nursery Full of crying children Your voice makes me queasy And yet you are stately Yet still, no one wants to date you Like rotten pork jelly Yum! says the alligator Fresh meat for my belly 6/30/20 WRITTEN WORDS BY James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©...

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Categories: barney, analogy, celebrity, introspection,
Form: Rhyme
I Love You
I love you, you love me, we are a happy family. You guys have blessed me greatly, Your kind words mean so much to me. I wish I can give guys a warm hug Because y'all have given me so much love. Y'all seem me through my ups and downs From living in a big city to living in a small...

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Categories: barney, innocence, love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Barney's Song
As I awake this morning I remember a Barney song for my more oppositionally misaligned daughter. I love you and you love me even if I couldn't realign my four B's, Brain, and Branches, and Belly, and Butt, these four aligned good government. If you do then I will tool It is part of a spiraling dream as I awake each skeptically reciprocating morning remembering EarthTribe no longer the same...

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Categories: barney, day, dream, earth, health,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Poor Barney Fife
POOR BARNEY FIFE There once was a young man named Barney Fife He was a ladies man, but had no wife He thought he was debonair With lots of love he could share But Deputy Fife is filled with great strife Now he's laughed at by all of the women He feels like they are rather condemning His friend Sheriff Taylor said Get...

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Categories: barney, confusion, courage,
Form: Limerick

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