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Winter Warmer - Bawdy limerick warning

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I wanted to inject a little humour back into soup! 03/14/25

A fella with a lengthy willy Said, “Reduction would be so silly… “I make all my friends laugh When it’s used as a scarf Which prevents my neck getting chilly!”

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Jack Horne

Date: 3/16/2025 4:09:00 PM

LOL, indeed, there's not enough laughter in this world. Thanks for a chuckle x Steve used to say his girlfriend's flaps were so long, she could use them to warm her ears, LOL, so she should get together with Scarf man!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/16/2025 4:10:00 PM

ha ha ha Jack you always crease me up my friend! hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 3/15/2025 10:24:00 AM

Twas so cold when willy was exposed - Wrapped round his neck it suddenly froze - Didn’t know to do - With trousers down too - When towards him his dear wife arose…….. She said you can put that thing away - It’s too cold for it to play, I say - I’ve bought you some paint - Behave like a saint - Get the bedroom decorated today.…… Beryl

Jan Allison
Date: 3/15/2025 10:34:00 AM

ha ha ha - I keep saying you and John should do a book! hugs jan xx

John Read

Date: 3/15/2025 9:36:00 AM

Although blessed with a twelve inch tool, the fella was just a fool, whenever erect, he couldn't keep it in check, but never used it as a rule.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/15/2025 9:45:00 AM

OMG John. I keep saying you and Beryl should do a combined limerick book - that one is hilarious! hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 3/14/2025 6:53:00 PM

Jan, haha. love it, thanks for the laugh, I needed it today. -hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 3/15/2025 1:56:00 AM

If i can make folk smile that is the most important thing Tania - this one would have been book worthy but there won't be a turd book, two is enough:-) hugs jan xx

Duke Beaufort

Date: 3/14/2025 6:18:00 PM

Jan, that is quite an endowment and show of humor on his part. Love how you did this with such innocence on the surface. Smiles!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/15/2025 1:56:00 AM

lol @ endowment Duke, you are one witty guy, I am beyond thrilled you got POTD we need more humour on soup and more humour in our lives in these troubling times we live in! hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/14/2025 2:20:00 PM

Lol, Jan is back, hope it don't turn blue. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 3/14/2025 5:28:00 PM

what are you three like lol, loving the comments! hugs jan xx

Di11y Da11y
Date: 3/14/2025 3:22:00 PM

Haha!

Lin Lane
Date: 3/14/2025 2:23:00 PM

ooooohhhh Tom! ;-)

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/14/2025 1:25:00 PM

- There are no side effects of a good laugh Jan, except perhaps a little cramping in the abdominal muscles :) - Enjoy your weekend :) - hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 3/14/2025 5:28:00 PM

agreed Anne-Lise its been a challenging week in many ways - i just wanted to lighten the mood on soup! hugs jan xx

Deb M

Date: 3/14/2025 12:31:00 PM

Haha that made me smile Jan…..nothing like a big willy to make you smile!! Fun write! Debx

Deb M
Date: 3/15/2025 6:27:00 AM

I am naughty just like you Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/14/2025 5:27:00 PM

ha ha ha I am laughing at your comment Deb! and congrats again on POTD! hugs Jan xx

Di11y Da11y

Date: 3/14/2025 12:14:00 PM

Brilliant Jan, you've outsized the competition with this one for sure :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/14/2025 5:26:00 PM

just a fun poem Dilly i couldnt resist lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 3/14/2025 12:11:00 PM

So much I could write, but better not except to wonder what he does with it in the Summer. Jan...;-)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/14/2025 5:26:00 PM

ah thats simple Lin - he uses it as a sprinkler or garden hose lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 3/14/2025 11:46:00 AM

Definitely what is needed with all that’s going on lately! Thanks for providing a grin, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/14/2025 5:25:00 PM

I wanted to raise a smile Ilene, i grimace every time i see the latest statement from the orange oompa loompa and how he backtracks over his threats with tariffs - its all a load of bs and look at me and what I am doing to make america great again . hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 3/14/2025 11:40:00 AM

you can hang a flag on this one Jan....thanks for the laugh

Jan Allison
Date: 3/14/2025 5:23:00 PM

ha ha ha thanks for the giggles John! hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 3/14/2025 11:27:00 AM

LMAO toooooo funny ;D xomo!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/14/2025 11:29:00 AM

Thanks Mo, your comment has made my day especially after recent events I thought I would lift the mood - doubt it will get POTD lol but if it raises a smile it makes it all worthwhile! hugs jan xx