We'Re Having Nun of That

Two Nuns travel through Europe by car Guided by the heavens North Star Transylvania they reach Hymn singing they preach Not realizing they have come so far At a busy junction they now stop The red light is about to colour swap Then out of the night A most scaring sight Onto their bonnet Dracula did drop Sister Francine to Sister Helen said On with the wipers, off with his head Darn, that never worked On this darkly toothed berk He's hanging on, foot down, of they sped What shall I do, Sister Francine says Sister Helen shouts, window wiper spray At the Vatican I filled It's heavenly chilled This time he's sure to go away The Holy Water now having been yield Has the demons fate now been sealed To rid of this dross Please show him your cross Get the **** off the windshield! ~*~ This piece has been turned into a Limerick from a joke doing the rounds ~*~