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“If I claimed you sexually harassed me, Who do you think they’d actually believe? You – the convicted felon, Or me, with my large melons?” “You…so I might as well take what I please!” 8/15/11 Received 4th place in "Horrible Bosses Limerick" contest

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Date: 9/7/2011 11:16:00 AM
hahaha, this is interesting... Dinda
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Date: 8/23/2011 1:14:00 PM
Congratulations on your placement in Carolyn Devonshire's "Horrible Bosses" contest Susan. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/22/2011 4:19:00 PM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of carolyn,Susan
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Date: 8/22/2011 9:24:00 AM
great write.
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Date: 8/21/2011 12:08:00 PM
Congrats Susan on a fantastico win with this terrific poetry luv.. super..
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Date: 8/21/2011 7:17:00 AM
Congratulations on your win!!! Tony
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Date: 8/20/2011 8:28:00 PM
Felons, Melons. has a unique ring to it Susan. Congratulations on your honored poem. Agape, Moses
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Date: 8/20/2011 6:35:00 PM
Congratulations! I knew those melons would do you good. Fun poem.
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Date: 8/20/2011 5:36:00 PM
why do I have this sudden urge to go to the farmers market...? :) congrats to you Susan
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Date: 8/20/2011 4:14:00 PM
LOL The most hilarious part is that you thought the jury would believe the felon, Susan. Congratulations on your win. Check the blog I just posted on the home page and you'll find that a dozen people helped decide the rankings for this contest. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/20/2011 4:12:00 PM
hey Susan congrats on your win Dave
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Date: 8/20/2011 4:05:00 PM
Congratulations on your win! Caryl Ramsdale
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Date: 8/19/2011 11:56:00 AM
Love that felon and melons rhyme. very cool!! Hope you score with this one!!
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Date: 8/19/2011 10:02:00 AM
Oooh hoohoo! What a Creepella! Good one. Great job. A winner for sure. God Bless, JB
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Date: 8/17/2011 8:34:00 PM
Humorous expressions with wit, Susan
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Date: 8/17/2011 3:07:00 PM
haha..luv it Susan.. very good expressions and those melons did the trick ..good luck luv..
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Date: 8/17/2011 12:41:00 PM
Harass me, too, if you please. I love melons, too, you tease.
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