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The Karma Restaurant

The new Karma Restaurant's, Where my wife and I had a seat They told us, "We have no menu," "You get what you deserve to eat!" The waiter soon brought us our meal She got a steak, she liked a lot That is what I thought I would get But a hot pocket's what I got! For desert, I was still hopeful For a comeback from a bad start But my wife got Cherries Jubilee And I got a cherry pop tart! After thoughtful introspection At what Karma put on my plate Change didn't seem very likely So Hardy's will be our next date!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 9/24/2019 10:26:00 AM
LOL! Love this!
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Pat Adams
Date: 9/24/2019 12:46:00 PM
Thanks Dean for all the comments. Romping through my sordid past offerings can be a little chancy!........80)
Date: 9/17/2019 6:23:00 PM
G'day PAT … a very enjoyable read indeed. I shiver at the thought about what I would be given. You did well - thanks PAT - Lindsay
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Pat Adams
Date: 9/18/2019 4:11:00 PM
Yes it could get ugly!...80)....Thanks!
Date: 9/14/2019 8:30:00 PM
LOL!
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Pat Adams
Date: 9/14/2019 9:40:00 PM
TYVMK! (Thank you very much Kim).....80)
Date: 9/14/2019 12:31:00 AM
I couldn't wait to get to the ending, just to see how one like this might end ~ funny, as usual! (hardy har har har ;)
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Pat Adams
Date: 9/14/2019 8:13:00 AM
Thanks Hello!....Hardy har har....Hardys....I see what you did there!...80)
Date: 9/13/2019 7:55:00 PM
This is very entertaining. Well done.
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Pat Adams
Date: 9/14/2019 8:11:00 AM
Thanks a lot Richard!......80)
Date: 9/13/2019 6:48:00 PM
Very witty Pat after writing my latest poem I'd probably get lettuce with slugs on it lol:-( hugs Jan xx
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Pat Adams
Date: 9/14/2019 8:11:00 AM
Yeah, to a certain point I think we might be in the same boat, although I feel like maybe yours might be quite a bit fancier than mine!.....80)
Date: 9/13/2019 6:42:00 PM
NICE...I like it
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Pat Adams
Date: 9/14/2019 8:09:00 AM
Thank you Arturo!.....pat
Date: 9/13/2019 6:01:00 PM
Very funny, Pat! So much for Karma, eh?! Cheers, gw
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Pat Adams
Date: 9/14/2019 8:09:00 AM
Thanks Gershon and Cheers right back!!....pat

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