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Ted's Male Order Bride Footles

Gets book Takes look Vast choice Likes ‘Joyce’ Her smiles Beguiles Brown Eyes Trim thighs Red lips Slim hips Pert 'ass' She’ll pass! HUGE chest … Impressed! Ted’s rash Pays cash Wants bride By side His home In Rome Joyce flies In skies On plane From Spain His ‘bride’ Is WIDE Huge bum And Tum Not young Ted’s stung You Lied He cried Fat cow… Leave NOW! Any poem written in March NOT for a contest Sponsored by Laura Loo 03~21~17

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John Michaels

Date: 4/2/2017 5:08:00 AM

This is brilliant!! Very funny Footles - made me laugh out loud, especially "His 'bride' / Is WIDE"... :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/3/2017 3:07:00 PM

I simply adore the footles form and once I start I can't stop writing them:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 3/25/2017 9:12:00 AM

Mail order bride, no assembly required!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/26/2017 5:26:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 3/21/2017 4:35:00 PM

Oh dear!:) These online orders can be so very tricky...I think I'll quickly go cancel mine! If Ted got a cow I might get a sow! Enjoyed this funny sequence, Jan. Keep your footles coming in! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2017 4:36:00 PM

I do love the fun in these short poems Paul:-) I hope you enter the contest:-) hugs jan xxx

Roy Pett

Date: 3/21/2017 11:53:00 AM

Brilliant Jan, Ted don't have much luck, poor Ted, face red, loving these footles, Roy. :))

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2017 12:59:00 PM

ha ha ha great one Roy - do join in the contest or just have a go at writing the footle form:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 3/21/2017 8:37:00 AM

Your style, I smile. Boo hoo, Ted's woo. Hi Jan! Just now getting caught up on your sillies after a couple weeks off. U been busy and silly as ever. Love it! Huggadoodle oohs ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2017 12:58:00 PM

Glad you are back in time to join in the contest John lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Elizabeth Kinch

Date: 3/21/2017 8:05:00 AM

Another great footle from you Jan. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2017 12:58:00 PM

Thanks Elizabeth:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White

Date: 3/21/2017 3:00:00 AM

Ted's MALE order bride, I hoped it would be me ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2017 7:30:00 AM

Hey cyber hubby I must put up our marriage poem sometime lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 3/20/2017 10:56:00 PM

Lol! Jan, This was hilarious. Your footles create "funny" images . Great job:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2017 7:30:00 AM

Hope you will be inspired to enter the contest Alexis:-) hugs jan xx

Cheryl Hoffman

Date: 3/20/2017 10:25:00 PM

Lol, this probably is all too common unfortunately! Made me smile imagining the whole scene! Very humorous footle Jan! Enjoyed~Che :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2017 7:29:00 AM

I love the humour in so few lines Cheryl:-) Do have a go and enter my contest if the form attracts you to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Matthew Anish

Date: 3/20/2017 10:07:00 PM

You tell a sad tale which is probably all too common! Do you know the song "The Things we Do for Love". You captured a frustrating scene very well here! Peace &Love Matthew Anish

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2017 7:28:00 AM

Yes I like that 10cc song matthew:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 3/20/2017 9:24:00 PM

Lol..Nicely done Jan..

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2017 7:23:00 AM

Thanks Joseph I love the footle form:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 3/20/2017 9:02:00 PM

Hilarious, I think he choose Mia! LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2017 7:14:00 AM

I can't resist the footle form lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 3/20/2017 8:54:00 PM

I love these mail order brides! Great theme!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2017 7:12:00 AM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 3/20/2017 7:46:00 PM

hilarious! you've outdone yourself with these, jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2017 7:50:00 PM

Thanks Ilene - I went out tonight to a talk at a local pub and got inspired whilst I was starting for the speaker to get the slide show sorted out. Just to let you know that both my brain scans were clear - woohoo I have a brain:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 3/20/2017 7:42:00 PM

nice ruse...you lose....wont last...run fast

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2017 7:44:00 PM

It must be such a risk to buy love off the internet Tim but I guess for some folks its the only way they have of finding a wife and they can get badly stung:-( hugs jan xx