Tax Limerick

There once was a man from Halifax Who refused to pay all of his tax He failed the audit Although he fought it Now in a jail cell he tries to relax He was sent to a prison for white collar crime And in there he would serve all of his time He tried his best To fool the IRS But ended up the subject of this little rhyme Now our taxes are used to keep him at bay Which add up to more than he didn’t pay So it costs us more Than if he was ignored Kind of ironic, don’t you think, is what I say