Symphony Orchestra

SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA There’s a player up there stomach resting on his chair blowing air through at least a hundred feet of twisted golden tubing and A man putting oil on a slide makes toothy talk aside to a skinny tuba player (imagine a tuba player being skinny) who takes the fat horn on his lap Drummers four all stand Testing skins and whatnot with their hands The first selection using such collection? NOISY indeed! Then there are the winds All in a row with chimneys on the end sucking for dear life it would seem the flutist (or is it flautist?) is a dream Finally the violins adjusting gadgets rooting with their chins cellos (big violins) screw into the floor basses (huge violins) as a rule sit astool Here comes a fiddler late must have had a heavy date of all the nerve he turns and bows then sits that’s more than law allows for Here comes the conductor with a stick!