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Sex On a Table

There once was a young filly named Mabel Who enjoyed having sex on a table Got gravy on her parts Her fame was off the charts!!! For dessert she put a jelly bean in her navel A LESS BAWDY VERSION There once was a filly named Mabel Who enjoyed having sex on a table Had to watch for the cutlery Could cause pain quite utterly Bet you haven't heard this well known fable © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 7/22/2015 5:27:00 AM
What hoot! Do I blush now or later? At least my ex's name wasn't mabel. The jelly bean is a great touch though. A "7" and a five star review from me!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/22/2015 6:32:00 AM
Hey Brian! Great meeting you, you old duffer! Let's hang out next semester! LOL
Date: 7/22/2015 3:44:00 AM
Crazy one!! Where are you getting all these ideas??? Or do I want to know..? : ) Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/22/2015 6:33:00 AM
Are you asking for the name of the asylum that I call home!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx
Date: 7/21/2015 3:16:00 PM
ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/22/2015 6:34:00 AM
Silly old buggar eh! LOL Huggsies, Jack xxx
Date: 7/21/2015 9:10:00 AM
This is so like you... Waiting for John's response. You are great. But you and John sparing... are greater... Love from Dragon, Grandpa Troll, and little ole' me.
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Date: 7/21/2015 10:39:00 AM
John must be busy today or he's out on his mountain bike showing off how fit he is! LOL I'm sure we'll eventually hear from him! Just remember, you were the one who introduced me to our dear Wulfman! YEEHAW! xxxx
Date: 7/21/2015 8:08:00 AM
Sounds like Mabel serves up a feast, with a caution to mind your table manners...lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/21/2015 8:24:00 AM
Must always conduct yourself in a polite, amiable manner as you go forth!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx
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