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Limerick Fare

The way to cook up a good Limerick Is to add the right words, then simmer it But if it begets raunch That’s unfit for your paunch Then I wouldn’t touch it for dinner, ick! -and for dessert- My gal loves to make Limerick-sicles On very hot days to be whimsical But the more we licked The hotter it git And often it’d even get critical.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 3/16/2013 9:52:00 AM
Critical dessert.....Funny! Great limericks : )
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Date: 3/12/2013 3:39:00 PM
lol. I had me a good laugh on your limerick duo. Good stuff, David. :)
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Date: 3/2/2013 11:19:00 PM
these are cute!
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Date: 2/26/2013 4:12:00 PM
Funny & witty, love it... Terry
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Date: 2/26/2013 1:48:00 PM
Haha...I love limericks!
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Date: 2/23/2013 5:46:00 PM
:) This brought a smile. I often write this form of poetry...I enjoy it. Don't overdose!!! Thanks for your visit to my poem...I Want Someone and the suggestion that it could be used for Marriage Vows. That touched me! :)
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Date: 2/23/2013 10:55:00 AM
I wish I'd written it! You're really quite a wit! Got any more in your kit? I'll see what I can git Then we can duel over it!
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