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I Got A Leg Up On This One

I have to go pee you see and my bladder is oh so tiny so won't you please hurry, no don't show your hiney one leg up on leg down go ahead leak, then get out of my way, ... Oh Blimey!

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Buhagiar Victor

Date: 5/10/2024 3:23:00 AM

How funny. Bless you. Remember me.

Mystic Rose Rose
Date: 5/10/2024 4:07:00 AM

I always do Victor, how can I forget someone as special as you, :)

Daniel Henry Rodgers

Date: 5/9/2024 11:23:00 AM

Dear Rose, How hilarious! The title's a playful twist, and the urgency is perfectly captured in just 3 lines. It's relatable & funny, a great balance! - Blessings, Daniel

Mystic Rose Rose
Date: 5/9/2024 4:20:00 PM

Glad you enjoyed this funny cute moment Daniel, thanks for stopping by

I Am Anaya

Date: 5/9/2024 10:38:00 AM

Cute & clever, where is the rest of your Limerick, Mystic Rose? I couldn't resist Won't you hurry please, I have to go pee ~ I got a leg up on this one but my bladder is tiny~ You go first~ Before you burst~ I can’t go with all these dogs watching me!~ Just thought I'd help~Hugs

I Am Anaya
Date: 5/17/2024 3:51:00 PM

LOL, you finished it! Mystic a great contender GL xo

Mystic Rose Rose
Date: 5/9/2024 4:20:00 PM

lol, shy and bashful little creature, do or bust I say, thanks for reading Anaya