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Farting Contests

All little boys like to master the fart Among their peers its considered an art It must be loud To make them proud If stinky, a winner right from the start

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Jack Ellison

Date: 8/13/2012 8:02:00 AM

Still chuckling cause I remember and old comedy LP entitled "The Crepitating Contest" In those days it was a quite naughty! LOL Here's the definition of "to crepitate"... ORIGIN early 17th cent. (in the sense ‘break wind’ ): from Latin crepitat- ‘crackled, rustled,’ from the verb crepitare, from crepare ‘to rattle.’ Now you know the rest of the story! LOL Congrats... love and hugs, Jack xxxxxx

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 5/23/2012 5:39:00 AM

Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Barbara. Love, Carol

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 5/23/2012 1:01:00 AM

Congrats on your smelly win- and so true xx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 5/22/2012 9:41:00 PM

Barbara, the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD