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Baked Potato

To cook a baked potato You need lots and lots of time – Enough to write a longer poem Than this, and all in rhyme. Mitch Hedberg,* in his deadpan way, Joked with exaggeration – Toss a spud into the oven and Just go off on vacation. He may be right – I baked one, Eighty minutes by the clock, But my husband took a bite and it Was harder than a rock! *one of my favorite comedians

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Maurice Rigoler

Date: 5/21/2020 5:42:00 AM

80 minutes to oven bake a potato??? I wrap it in aluminum foil in 450° oven, it's done in less than an hour. Or I rub it with olive oil for a crispy peel. / M

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/20/2020 8:47:00 PM

Great idea about tossing a potato in the oven and going off on a vacation -- DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! lol. :) gw

Jan Allison

Date: 5/20/2020 3:07:00 PM

I tend to just microwave them these days, love jacket potatoes especially sweet ones.. but nothing beats the smell and taste of one done in the embers of a bonfire like we used to do on bonfire night when I was small:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 5/20/2020 1:50:00 PM

Well caught and scribed! Now plan your next trip to Eire, where there is a plethora of techniques of any and every way possible to transform a potato into something edible (or potable)! Aloha! Rico

Paul Callus

Date: 5/20/2020 8:42:00 AM

This is a lovely sweet poem, Ilene, one I can read with a smile and relate to :) Take care...regards // paul

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/20/2020 3:05:00 AM

Ouch, and all the dentists are shut!

John Watt

Date: 5/19/2020 11:43:00 PM

You'd think somebody would have invented a 3-minute microwave just for potatoes... how fun that you would reference a fave comedian's bit in your little spud ode. Of course, vacations these days amount to a walk around the park!

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 5/19/2020 9:34:00 PM

Ilene your witty missive gave me a bit of joy and I thank you!

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 5/19/2020 6:57:00 PM

Another fine example of your taking an ordinary subject and developing it into great wit! Thanks for your kind comment on the Clutter write. Our place looks like a museum with stuff accumulated over the years. My 2 daughters have no room for the stuff and I suspect Goodwill would have to expand if I tried to slough it off on them! Hunker down and stay safe - Bob