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Seat Of The Pants Poems - Poems about Seat Of The Pants

Seat Of The Pants Poems - Examples of all types of poems about seat of the pants to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for seat of the pants.
Premium Member The High School Two Step
...Another boy at the high school dance Seeking love and a little romance The cutest girl smiled I bowed quite beguiled And it ripped out the seat of my pants......Read the rest...
Categories: seat of the pants, boy, girl, romance,
Form: Limerick

Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang
...Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang Ever since a young lad irritable bowel syndrome in my humble pinion wracked lower abdominal area gurgled and ballooned gastrointes......Read the rest...
Categories: seat of the pants, 9th grade, angst, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme
Fretfully Aching To Feel Fit As a Fiddle
...Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle After experiencing a severe, albeit violent near lethal bout of irritable bowel syndrome (yesterday night August 30th, 2023) triggered courtesy dulcola......Read the rest...
Categories: seat of the pants, abuse, angst, anxiety, dad,
Form: Rhyme
Deciphering Crossword Puzzles, Cryptograms and Scrabblegrams Once Favorite Pastimes
...Deciphering crossword puzzles, cryptograms and scrabblegrams once favorite pastimes Livingsocial at 324 Level Road circa post high school graduation found yours truly voluntarily holed up for a......Read the rest...
Categories: seat of the pants, 12th grade, angel, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
I Laid Me Body Stomach Down Atop a Grassy Knoll
...I laid me body stomach down atop a grassy knoll... here at Highland Manor Apartments earlier today Juneteenth 2022, (a pitch perfect spring day) with serious intent to read seat of the pants s......Read the rest...
Categories: seat of the pants, absence, age, angel, anger,
Form: Free verse

Premium Member Mercury and Venus Schooled Me
...Mercury rolled her eyes and dragged me to my seat Making me sit there for ten minutes I tried to sneak away and she caught me By the seat of my pants She gave me a kick and I landed on Venus V......Read the rest...
Categories: seat of the pants, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Restrategize With Neither Fear Nor Tear
...Current station in life no final destination To sway and slay The bright future which procrastination Serves to waylay and delay If temporary setbacks your vision should blur In times of rever......Read the rest...
Categories: seat of the pants, poems,
Form: Free verse
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Exacerbated Courtesy of Prunes
...lower abdominal area gurgles and balloons gastrointestinal tract vis a vis flatulence croons in tandem and/or subsequent expulsion eliminates fecal waste witnessing sprinting to ba......Read the rest...
Categories: seat of the pants, 12th grade, anxiety, dark,
Form: Free verse
I Contradict I
...By the skin of my teeth Surviving by wit Heart on my sleeve But shirts never fit Lucky I’m funny Or it would be a true shame I haven’t got money I’ve never had “game” I won’t be on time ......Read the rest...
Categories: seat of the pants, identity,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Nowhere Men
...Nowhere Men Roads have been long ones, for many an old man who traversed every path, without having a plan. Always flying, vicariously, by the seat of our pants. Fighting many a battle, never......Read the rest...
Categories: seat of the pants, introspection,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Cupid Pulls Back the Bow
...Love Stuck It started out as a cheek to cheek dance an invitation to come take a chance cupid pulls back the bow letting love’s arrow go now it’s stuck in the seat of my pants. 1/4/2017 ......Read the rest...
Categories: seat of the pants, humor, valentines day,
Form: Limerick
My Son Stole My Credit Card
...My teenage son decided to steal my credit card. I put him over my knee and spanked him hard. He's been a pain in the butt ever since he first peed in my face. He spent five thousand dollars in one......Read the rest...
Categories: seat of the pants, father son, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Reg Everson
...Kitted out with a uniform, I felt the part, But the deesire inside is always the art; I was enlisted as a pilot under training, And inoculated, vaccinated in yearning. The medical exam asser......Read the rest...
Categories: seat of the pants, courage, death, history, tribute,
Form: Heroic Couplet
Premium Member Hot Flash
...Ahh what do I write? I think I will write about I can feel you Yeah I sure can But I don't know one thing to the next But it's kinda fun I have no idea of what I am doing one minute to the next ......Read the rest...
Categories: seat of the pants, faith, fun,
Form: Free verse
Digital Footprints
...one night i dreamt i was surfing in cyberspace & many images flickered in Adobe Flash with every movement made, every keystroke & slide of the mouse to & fro, i hadn’t a clue (in real time), but i kn......Read the rest...
Categories: seat of the pants, life, world, time,
Form: Free verse

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