Irritable Bowel Syndrome Exacerbated Courtesy of Prunes

lower abdominal area gurgles and balloons gastrointestinal tract vis a vis flatulence croons in tandem and/or subsequent expulsion eliminates fecal waste witnessing sprinting to bathroom, this scribe (against time) and jet propulsion of sphincter muscles' spasmodic desperately raced unpleasant symptom of anxiety/ panic attack twas a stranger to this rhyme stir, who now finds himself barrack cay did, and held hostage, where thoughts about mooning doth not crack a smile, or baring derriere tubby more exact me up - matter of fact no source of laughter, nada one ha intact (despite usual presence of chuckles from this fan of good humor) high jacked for what seems a maternity leave from all mothers tub be thus envision, a bevy of pregnant gals aching with cramps he ving (times square of the hippopotamus) with cervix fully dilated key ping alert, when mother nature ready to pull up all stops (via umbilical cord) to deliver nee, sans bundle of joy, followed in quick succession with after birth re: placental sack, hence said effort to expel newborn the closest scenario experience ill suited to dance afflicting this anxiety prone lovely bones, an all expanse paid (seat of the pants) accursed bane of proletariat grants no truce to attend finds me pampered asper this rants!