Something Strange Is Happening In Dc

This morning I am glued to my TV, for something has happened in DC! I’m scratching my head. Am I dreaming still in bed? They are PRAISING the President on NBC! I turn to CNN. It's all the same again! From ear to ear Don Lemon wears a grin, “...the President’s magnanimous... a genius without animus... In the next election he’s sure to win!" WHAT? Surely MSNBC will say something keen. “The first lady should grace a magazine,” says Chris Matthews all atingle, “did you know she’s bilingual?” The unobjective fawning is obscene! Schumer and Pelosi toasting with champagne, are heading Trump's re-election campaign! The POTUS’s tweets called, "poetry--like Keats"… Has the planet gone completely insane? At FOX News everyone is crying. They’re shaking their fists and Oh-why-ing. Hannity’s guzzling booze, While Tucker sings the blues. I wonder if pigs have started flying! Something very strange has happened in DC! And I am still glued to my TV, uncertain if I woke or if it’s all a joke… The President simply switched from “R” to “D”! January 31, 2019