Wiener Poems - Poems about Wiener

This ad came out before my day But when I saw it I said “hey! hey! hey!” I was about twelve or so, and it made me gay. This wiener ad that was raunchy in every way....Read the rest...

Sir Dachsund dared sniff sorority shoes The first ever-recorded hound-dog blues...Read the rest...

A dachshund named Oscar was he, which adored trick or treating with me, so I had me some fun when I sewed a cloth bun, for a Halloween weenie he’d be. On his costume I added a trim mustard yellow,...Read the rest...

Mr Wiener brags proficiency As he twitters his constituency. But badly, the hackage of a bulky package in his pants shows a deficiency. *The Online Slang Dictionary says ‘schnitzel’ is, “Any unacceptable or...Read the rest...

With a name like Wiener.... What did you expect? He thought everyone was in love with his weener! Or is his a cocktail sausage?...Read the rest...

(to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") See the frost, watch it glisten Too much beer, I'm on a mission To write my name in the snow With a funny yellow glow Walkin' with my wiener in my hand! Got a...Read the rest...

(This is a fictional poem) My cousin discovered something embarrassing about George Bush when they were in the men's room together. He lied when he told Bush that he'd keep it a secret forever. The President has a...Read the rest...

(This is a fictional poem) My wife cut off my wiener while I was sleeping. When I woke up, I started weeping. I begged her to give it back so I could have it sewn back on. I nearly...Read the rest...