Whopper Poems - Poems about Whopper

I caught a giant bass today Except I really didn't So large it was it broke my line You really should have seen it But as far as telling stories goes It's the best outcome of all Escape'd bass are always...Read the rest...

The excited child was holding her hands wide out. Telling a whopper of a fish story that made grandpa shout. Grandma rolled her hazel eyes, knowing where she got it. This kind of fish story, well, her husband’s...Read the rest...

hands this far apart the fisherman ...Read the rest...

Once the Sinis floppers' nerves acted up in bunches, Scandinavians had no way to head off sucker punches. Sacks of scamming slapstick, slap bass, and farcefest, thick and fast, came to pass. Not a clod of sunstruck dung...Read the rest...

Ostrich eggs are 6 by 5 inches weighing 3 pounds Imagine coming out, screaming is heard all over town Equal to 2 dozen chicken eggs So the question it begs Are they waiting for death to get rid of...Read the rest...

Sue had a new boyfriend called Billy Who had a gargantuan willy To Sue’s great delight It stayed up all night … And Sue was a game little filly! FOR GIGGLE OF THE DAY CHALLENGE 11~27~16...Read the rest...

He asked if I could manage a huge one I said twelve inches would be fine I put the phone down, smile in anticipation My body sure quivers When Pedro delivers A meat feast pizza for me, its divine! 14th May...Read the rest...

am a meat freak this is my taste it never go to waste i get mind plain at aplace bop king i began my chopper i love WHOPPER...Read the rest...

Reg’ slipped it out of his trousers Monica gasped with delight She’d never seen one so enormous And it gave her a bit of a fright He slapped it down hard on the table She reached out and stroked its...Read the rest...