There was a young woman who yearned for a mate.
Sadly cat food was all that she ate...
The cans with seafood she clearly favored and from
this diet she never wavered.
Many thought her an attractive gal, in spite of slight
whiskers and her woeful meow.
None dared go close as her breath was so foul..
Come night on a twinkling star she would wish.
At the break of each dawn she'd gargle and swish.
Regardless she always reeked heavily of fish.
She couldn't rid of this seafood scent which seeped
thru her pores and wouldn't relent, so she
moved outdoors and bathed at a brook.
One day she got snagged by a golly whopper hook.
She wanted to know where the limit lies
when it came to manhood and the size
trying to compare
she had to stop and stare
at the one that took first prize
I caught a giant bass today
Except I really didn't
So large it was it broke my line
You really should have seen it
But as far as telling stories goes
It's the best outcome of all
Escape'd bass are always large
And landed ones quite small
The excited child was holding her hands wide out.
Telling a whopper of a fish story that made grandpa shout.
Grandma rolled her hazel eyes, knowing where she got it.
This kind of fish story, well, her husband’s example taught it.
hands this far apart
the fisherman tells a tale
of a missed putt
Ostrich eggs are 6 by 5 inches weighing 3 pounds
Imagine coming out, screaming is heard all over town
Equal to 2 dozen chicken eggs
So the question it begs
Are they waiting for death to get rid of their frowns
Sue had a new boyfriend called Billy
Who had a gargantuan willy
To Sue’s great delight
It stayed up all night …
And Sue was a game little filly!
FOR GIGGLE OF THE DAY CHALLENGE
11~27~16
He asked if I could manage a huge one
I said twelve inches would be fine
I put the phone down, smile in anticipation
My body sure quivers
When Pedro delivers
A meat feast pizza for me, its divine!
14th May 2015
am a meat
freak
this is my taste
it never go to waste
i get mind plain
at aplace bop king
i began
my chopper
i love
WHOPPER
Reg’ slipped it out of his trousers
Monica gasped with delight
She’d never seen one so enormous
And it gave her a bit of a fright
He slapped it down hard on the table
She reached out and stroked its whole length
Then trying to lift up the monster
She found she did not have the strength
She knew that the size was a problem
She knew it would never fit in
So she took out a knife from dresser
And sliced it all up nice and thin
Reg told her that was the last time
That people had thought him quite barmy
As he walked all the way down the High Street
Down his trousers a giant Salami