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Whopper Poems - Poems about Whopper


What a Whopper
She wanted to know where the limit lies when it came to manhood and the size trying to compare she had to stop and stare at the one that took first prize ...Read the rest...
Categories: whopper, humor,
Form: Limerick
The Giant Bass
I caught a giant bass today Except I really didn't So large it was it broke my line You really should have seen it But as far as telling stories goes It's the best outcome of all Escape'd bass are always...Read the rest...
Categories: whopper, fishing,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Telling a Whopper
The excited child was holding her hands wide out. Telling a whopper of a fish story that made grandpa shout. Grandma rolled her hazel eyes, knowing where she got it. This kind of fish story, well, her husband’s...Read the rest...
Categories: whopper, granddaughter, grandfather,
Form: Rhyme
Senryu Whopper
hands this far apart the fisherman ...Read the rest...
Categories: whopper, fishing,
Form: Haiku
Floppers Propped By Whopper Croppers
Once the Sinis floppers' nerves acted up in bunches, Scandinavians had no way to head off sucker punches. Sacks of scamming slapstick, slap bass, and farcefest, thick and fast, came to pass. Not a clod of sunstruck dung...Read the rest...
Categories: whopper, international,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Whopper Eggs
Ostrich eggs are 6 by 5 inches weighing 3 pounds Imagine coming out, screaming is heard all over town Equal to 2 dozen chicken eggs So the question it begs Are they waiting for death to get rid of...Read the rest...
Categories: whopper, pain,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Bawdy Limerick What a Whopper - Gotd Award
Sue had a new boyfriend called Billy Who had a gargantuan willy To Sue’s great delight It stayed up all night … And Sue was a game little filly! FOR GIGGLE OF THE DAY CHALLENGE 11~27~16...Read the rest...
Categories: whopper, body, humorous, relationship,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member What a Whopper
He asked if I could manage a huge one I said twelve inches would be fine I put the phone down, smile in anticipation My body sure quivers When Pedro delivers A meat feast pizza for me, its divine! 14th May...Read the rest...
Categories: whopper, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Love Whopper
am a meat freak this is my taste it never go to waste i get mind plain at aplace bop king i began my chopper i love WHOPPER...Read the rest...
Categories: whopper, food,
Form: Light Verse
What a Whopper
Reg’ slipped it out of his trousers Monica gasped with delight She’d never seen one so enormous And it gave her a bit of a fright He slapped it down hard on the table She reached out and stroked its...Read the rest...
Categories: whopper, funny
Form: Light Verse

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