Whoops Poems - Poems about Whoops

Bob is a grown baby Spoiled rotten by two doting parents They do not get along well Have been divorced for years Agree on only one thing Bob should be coddled and supported At forty, he has never held a job His parents pay for his housing, food, medical bills Bob will call his daddy and ask him to bring him a hamburger No...

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In a world that’s changing quickly for the likes of you and me, we can hardly keep up with the pace that passes endlessly. I’m not talking ‘bout technology, computers seem to give, I’m talking ‘bout society and that means the way we live. I’m no example; I’ve had two wives and working on me third, so marriage seems that...

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Whoops! Yours truly almost ditched the missus... Who nearly knocked me upside noggin property of self anointed Unitarian sheikh yea... of course by accident, nor lame excuse accepted playing spontaneous hide-and-seek game, and not exactly romantic technique to allow, enable and provide sleek move antithetical to marriage vows but surefire guarantee driving marriage to brink immediately trending toward unique modus operandi countdown seek your ring bachelorhood days numbering...

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this is my rite right now but it has slipped into the abyissmal pit in my gut that takes away my breath and as i reel punch drunk i feel per haps gasping for air that wasn't for me but for a nother and as i take another breath i seem to somewhat realize that that was me but just moments ago and not even now because all the time time keeps marching on with or with out me...

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There once was a bold picidae* Who pounded his beak just for play on a double-decker bus, now his pecker resembles a flawed fricassee (*picidae - woodpecker)...

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As he glanced around the crowded bar he slipped off the golden band. Admiring the curve of her back from afar he hid the tan line on his hand. Sidling up to her he said "would you like to go for a ride?" She laughed a little and turned her head. To his shock it was his own bride! She slapped him and...

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All that is owed and due now comes!...

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Whoops, I forgot to comment Upon that nice poem you wrote Please don't take it personally My reasons are many, take note It's too long, I'm easily bored It's not really what I expected I though it might have rhymed a bit So now I'm a little dejected I've nothing special to say When clearly others do Perhaps I've missed the meaning Or have a different...

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Shivering in shadows Severed from the saving grace of truth Darkness lingers clutching In corners deep and dank Luringly with half truths In deeper holes of rank Was it so bad to cast a slur To pose a threat that wasn't there To cause a group of hopeful players to kneel and beg in soulful prayers What harm could come from causing guilt To...

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So you’re fifteen and have a part time job walking distance from home How safe is that? So you’re living fifteen bars down from Queen’s Surf Waikiki How safe is that? So you’re another shipyard worker on a half built cruiser How safe is that? So you designed lofted built and tested a Boston Whaler How safe is that? So you danced around...

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