Whinging Poems - Poems about Whinging

... ‘You’ve had one too many’ Declared old Paddy’s wife She always spoiled his evenings With her ‘trouble’ and her ‘strife’ ‘I’m absolutely sober’ He replied with much aplomb ‘I’ve only h......

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...Old Scottie’s got a cob on Can’t find his favourite chair Just back from a mini reunion And he can’t find it anywhere. Not yet got the nerve to tell him It went the middle of last week, Mike g......

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...i Came to Australia by Bob Moore © 2020 I came to Australia a long time ago as soon as I started to talk, they would know you are a Pome, then they would laugh your always whinging, and don’t ......

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...I'm not wild about Harry. Since he has lost the plot, Whinging and moaning And gossiping a lot. He thinks he is hard done by And everyone is unfair To this spoilt prince With the flaming red......

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...What would I want to say, If I could rant today? Don't waste your time, okay! No hard feelings, my way, No need to be dramatic, Whinging is pathetic, Sniveling I ignore, my way, Ain't misbeh......

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...Whinging Willy sure felt silly Placing a wager on a chestnut filly Who ran around all willy nilly Bringing up the rear in the Derby of Dilly......

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...It's doing my head in, really getting me down, The rules keep changing when they need to, We should follow the rules to stay safe, Some dont want to they think it doesnt apply to them, So stay aw......

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...Bubble, Muddle, Puddle – Holiday Abroad Really – Just stay at Home For all those that feel the need to fly abroad outside your personal bubble Why, as surely that causes so much more trouble Is ......

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...I hear no ambulances at night Secure sleep brings wishes accepted When the sirens are whinging Sanity slightly, briefly unhinging Silence bulges wi......

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...I'm Leaving (eventually) I'm going to leave the planet never coming back wave you all a quick goodbye as I vanish into black Traverse the great elliptic skipping the asteroid belt on pa......

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...Once was I a teen, That's when Mum got mean, Dragged us off on long drives, Her whinging did give me hives, Maybe she could not hack us growing, Autonomy we wanted knowing, We tried not to be l......

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...I knew an old woman from Greece Whose whinging words would seldom cease She’d constantly whine When drunk on red wine Her husband’s in dire need of peace! How much cash does a Gr......

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...William had a whinging wife. William was a fool. When she begged him for some water, For too wet her whistle. William tossed her in the pool. William’s wife Wilma, Looked at life quite starkl......

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...Des had been my neighbour now for nigh on close to twenty years, And from a humble retiree back then, old age so quickly nears. His wife passed away ten years ago, so Des lived on his own; A total......

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...Taking Stock -------------- I only tell of sunny hours... A s u n d i a l, I live for sun. I want all humans to concentrate on what is good and fun. I only tell of hours in sun, and peop......

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