Underwear Poems - Poems about Underwear

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Underwear life Live like underwear Though you help and protect nobody care Hidden behind clothes Suffer and fart dose They take me off and put me on Just use, abuse, and left alone No one hear me cry Nor does anyone care, I live or die Just a piece of garment Give pleasure and get torment ...

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Welcome all you morally impaired Where men are men and the sheep are scared Though I can't help but think How much you'd have to drink To forget what many others dared...

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You have never understood the fear in my voice, shaking and quivering, for life i begged for my dad dripping bloody, pants, underwear running low dangling on my knees "please pick me up, im..maiden lane..? i'm scared dad. it's dark. and i don't know where i am please.." i cried aching painfully, "i'm on my way, stay right there....

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The devil wants to see you in your underwear; That's when he knows your not in public; You are covered in shame and you're scared; The piece of minor cloth covering, under your covering; For he know God's gonna ask, where you are; And he knows God going to look to and fro; Who told you you were naked Who told you...

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An underwear brand called “Indian” The reason for the name is simple so listen They tend to CREEP UP In the crack of my butt The commercial shows this guy a-pickin'...

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Erotic Poems I Less Heroic Couplets: Marketing 101 by Michael R. Burch Building her brand, she disrobes, naked, except for her earlobes. Erotic Errata by Michael R. Burch I didn’t mean to love you; if I did, it came unbid- en, and should’ve remained hid- den! Less Heroic Couplets: Mini-Ode to Stamina by Michael R. Burch When you’ve given so much that I can’t bear your touch, then from...

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How about using a soft comfy material? You are being silly. Those materials are for men. Women like being uncomfortable. Having the tight elastic garter belt stuck in their crack. Rubbing against their cheeks, rubbing them raw and red. Okay, what about this idea – giving them some open legged underwear. Are you crazy? So someone else can reach under...

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Thanks to my Sister, master of poetry I have a Valentine's offer to remember Should u spy someone with open fly Ask, "I'd love to borrow your underwear" CAUTION: If ViCTIM'S FACE BECOMES CONTORTED, it's wiser to RUN TO FREDERICKS OR VICTORIAS SECRET....

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Wrote one a while ago about the changing times This one's about changing underwear preventing crime You can tell when strangers Are aware of the dangers Wearing gas masks to avoid human race decline!...

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Underwear so varied Unpublished, well, not now Unconcealed, all can view Uncovered, unashamed Unblushing for the world Unfurled, unblocked designs Unchaste attitude girls And boys/men Online syllable counter 1Underwear so varied 6 2Unpublished, well, not now 6 3Unconcealed, all can view 6 4Uncovered, unashamed 6 5Unblushing for the world 6 6Unfurled, unblocked designs 6 7Unchaste attitude girls 6 Contest: Pleiades U Date: 04/30/2021 Sponsor: Kim Merryman...

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Underwear, Me and Stand Up Comedy Nothing quite as truly embarrassing, Other than standing in front of strangers unconsciously undressing. Imagine, if you will, being alone on a stage, doing a comedy act. And you feel your underwear fall to your ankles which was, indeed, a real fact. Luckily I was wearing a long, black dress! When I felt my winter underwear at...

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Thing-a-ma-gigs seldom wear underwear Preferring bare skin to breeze in the air With satisfaction Hope for a reaction Frankly you squirrels, most of us do not care....

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The underwear dance was scheduled for a Tuesday But postponed twice so we could order new things on Amazon And finally cancelled by the principal who caught wind of it From Kalie, the biggest blabber mouth in school Who was also his granddaughter, and felt an obligation to her grandpa Having our own grandpas, we decided to forgive her. My parents...

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They cry for your vote, So go in your underwear, forty percent won't....

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