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Tuffet Poems - Poems about Tuffet

Premium Member Dear Miss Muffet
...I write to you, dear Miss Muffet, who once sat upon a tuffet. It was sixty long years ago, when your story, then, was told. Unfortunate details would unfold as a spider's yarn unrolled, if yo......

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Categories: tuffet, humor, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Quite Contrary
...When quite contrary crashed on Mary And the pan hit Peter's head They found Humpty Dumpty and the over the moon cow Lying in the courtyard dead And when Mary's tuffet was bit by a Muffet Th......

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Categories: tuffet, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



My Missing Muse
...My Missing Muse I have tried to write as of late, but my mind has become a true blank slate. My keyboard is bored and my ideas are bland. I have to think of something grand. Lately I lack ......

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Categories: tuffet, poems, writing,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Little Miss Muffet
... “Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey, Along came a spider who sat down beside her And frightened Miss Muffet away.” After a long vacation a little girl ......

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Categories: tuffet, nursery rhyme,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member A Frightful Buffet
...Miss Muffet was a girl of thirteen, filled with youth's beauty and charm; And a love of vibrant life zealous, like eager, vivid thunder of blue alarm. She was a fine student, pert and pop......

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Categories: tuffet, beautiful, celebration, fantasy, fear,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member Before The Tales
...Before Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall And before Humpty Dumpty had a great fall From all the king's horses All the king's men Had to pick up all the manure once again Before Little Jack Horn......

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Categories: tuffet, humor,
Form: Rhyme
More to Miss Muffet
...Little Miss Muffet, Sat on her tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. When along came a spider, And sat down beside her, And frightened Miss Muffet away. She was frightened so bad, She forgot ......

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Categories: tuffet, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Little Miss Muffet
...With her tiny tummy rumbling, she stood quaking in the wood that surrounded her dear father's dairy farm. The white, porcelain bowl and the silver spoon lay on the ground, along with her scrumptious ......

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Categories: tuffet, anger, dark, fear, food,
Form: Rhyme
Nursery Rhymes Revisited
...Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two fifty don't tell me they went up for water! Georgie Porgie kissed the girls and made them cry, now he ha......

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Categories: tuffet, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Grown Up Miss Muffet
...Grown Miss Muffet put “tuffet” on display family quickly denounced her as a stray Muffet found bike rider who called himself Spider and, after curds, he and she sped a-whey May ......

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Categories: tuffet, sexy, smile,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member 'nursery Rhymes,' If You Dare
...A tisket, a tasket He peed in her basket He stuck in his thumb Is he ever dumb She sat on a tuffet Muffet couldn't 'rough it' Jill went up the hill Jack sure got a thri......

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Categories: tuffet, children, fantasy, giggle, parody,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Villains Protest Re-Writes
...So let me get this straight (if I can use that word in a totally non-offensive way) Jack and Jill now get bottled water Delivered. Little Bo Peep Keeps her sheep on leash And cleans up aft......

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Categories: tuffet, fun,
Form: Verse
If You Know, You Know
...Let’s have a lil fun. Let’s see how many of these you remember. If you know, you know (Smile) Little Boy Blue come blow your horn… Jack be Nimble, Jack be quick Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall L......

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Categories: tuffet, 1st grade, childhood, funny,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Loosen the Strings
...Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet Wiling her time away She heard some shooting Of course, it was Putin Egging his puppets on. She did not know them So she did not show them Any sign of fear,......

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Categories: tuffet, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Miss Muffet
...Do you remember the rhyme, Miss Muffet, About the little girl that sat on a tuffet, She didn't run away, She decided to stay, She sat on the spider and snuffed it!......

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Categories: tuffet, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick

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