Trousers Poems - Poems about Trousers

The teachers’ voices were loud and shrill, but there was just one message, “everyone sit still!”, though it was hard on the parquet floor, in polyester trousers, bought the week before, the first year head took to the stage, like his long...Read the rest...

Foggy monday Mourning sunday Saturday blackout Death by boozing Friday bruiser Thursdays web of mid-week loser Wednesday filled with pills and shots Drink it up with Tuesdays lot Foggy Monday finds its calling In a sweaty sot on the ground, crawling...Read the rest...

Trousers are ashtrays Traveler's affectation Embracing the dirt....Read the rest...

Should a woman put on trousers? Yep: ones that don’t men make browsers: That let Top Secrets remain secret; Documents eyes should not just meet: Trousers that won’t hatch Internets, Lust cause to beat its castanets… Trousers fully masking Womanhood, Easily The...Read the rest...

MANLY TROUSERS PRESSED INTO EJACTULATING SPATS THIS man of god large belly and buttons with a big gollywog voice \his madness of conviction for personal interpretation //behind psychosis and need for control. ticks and rolls his...Read the rest...

Shouldn’t I assert A Maverick of a Woman? From behind surrendering a man, With a pistol purse prodding his back And a warning not to look back. Soon her determined fingers in his right...Read the rest...

SHORT TROUSERS When I was young in trousers short, Children laughed at my knobbly knees. I asked my mother why she bought Short trousers in the winter’s freeze. Fresh air was good for me she thought. But Dad wore full length...Read the rest...

trousers Three pair of trousers hang on a wooden hanger no, not the wires they give you ate the laundry. I only fit one of them but have kept two pair should I slim lose ten kilos, you...Read the rest...

From outfield judging eyes await your plight, though sweat and stupor feign to your ruin. Now pull up your trousers, cinch your belt tight... glaring down from mound, pitch straight and proven. Blurred ball unleashed, pitcher's swift...Read the rest...

Standups can crack up audiences for hours Especially when entering the stage without trousers It wasn't intentional Nor is it conventional But surely the crowd won't throw cauliflowers...Read the rest...

A lady so much older than I Deftly signalled a path from her thigh Like a wrinkle in thyme Something started to climb Hmmph! I forgot to zip up my fly!...Read the rest...

All trousers, Not Sirs!...Read the rest...

stormy cotton cloud billowing fresh emerald green shrouds the old cynic...Read the rest...

Sagging trousers Low waist Fine taste Written July 9th, 2015 © Dr. Upma A. Sharma For contest by Judy Konos...Read the rest...

i bust my trousers and my shirt buttons fly off- - picks up a dumb bell *I hope to lose my belly - but I say that every year... for Tracie's New Year haiku contest...Read the rest...