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Trousers Poems - Poems about Trousers

Premium Member Trendy Trousers
Here’s a true-life anecdote you’ve probably been forced to note that certain guys of youthful years prefer their trousers halfway on their rears, and to ensure they get an eye-full stare expose their crack sans underwear! ...

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Categories: trousers, clothes,
Form: Light Verse
Welcome To Secondary School
The teachers’ voices were loud and shrill, but there was just one message, “everyone sit still!”, though it was hard on the parquet floor, in polyester trousers, bought the week before, the first year head took to the stage, like his long black cloak, he was from another age, our welcome to school it wasn’t the best, being told we were failures, in eleven plus tests, brought...

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Categories: trousers, change, childhood, school,
Form: Rhyme



Last nights trousers
Foggy monday Mourning sunday Saturday blackout Death by boozing Friday bruiser Thursdays web of mid-week loser Wednesday filled with pills and shots Drink it up with Tuesdays lot Foggy Monday finds its calling In a sweaty sot on the ground, crawling...

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Categories: trousers, addiction, depression,
Form: Rhyme
Trousers
Trousers are ashtrays Traveler's affectation Embracing the dirt....

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Categories: trousers, fashion, image, sympathy,
Form: Haiku
Should a Woman Put On Trousers
Should a woman put on trousers? Yep: ones that don’t men make browsers: That let Top Secrets remain secret; Documents eyes should not just meet: Trousers that won’t hatch Internets, Lust cause to beat its castanets… Trousers fully masking Womanhood, Easily The Misunderstood: Sometimes, seeming to say “Draw close, So that you may pick up your Rose… Women may be free with trousers But trousers could...

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Categories: trousers, character, clothes, fashion, woman,
Form: Rhyme



Manly Trousers Pressed Into Ejactulating Spats
MANLY TROUSERS PRESSED INTO EJACTULATING SPATS THIS man of god large belly and buttons with a big gollywog voice \his madness of conviction for personal interpretation //behind psychosis and need for control. ticks and rolls his eyes his lips rubberish proclaiming righteousness: for dullards — persuasive. ]\ Both sides feed the madness; one side — a voice of...

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Categories: trousers, poetry,
Form: Free verse
A Woman Surrenders a Man With a Purse
Shouldn’t I assert A Maverick of a Woman? From behind surrendering a man, With a pistol purse prodding his back And a warning not to look back. Soon her determined fingers in his right pocket From same fishing out a locket… Jeez! The Guy is in dreamy love And she about to tamper with...

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Categories: trousers, adventure, evil, men, money,
Form: Rhyme
Short Trousers
SHORT TROUSERS When I was young in trousers short, Children laughed at my knobbly knees. I asked my mother why she bought Short trousers in the winter’s freeze. Fresh air was good for me she thought. But Dad wore full length all year long Which didn’t seem to me quite fair. He was quite healthy, fit and strong Without his knees exposed to air. I...

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Categories: trousers, childhood,
Form: Quintain (Sicilian)
Trousers
trousers Three pair of trousers hang on a wooden hanger no, not the wires they give you ate the laundry. I only fit one of them but have kept two pair should I slim lose ten kilos, you must be joking but hopes are eternal, and my doctor is good looking she has a nice smile like should be interested...

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Categories: trousers, anniversary, april, atheist,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Batter Up, No Longer
From outfield judging eyes await your plight, though sweat and stupor feign to your ruin. Now pull up your trousers, cinch your belt tight... glaring down from mound, pitch straight and proven. Blurred ball unleashed, pitcher's swift arm uncoiled... tho' bat be av'rage, the batter may not. Cauldron-like blood boiled, fever'd swing loyal, now away to skies, all eyes...

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Categories: trousers, allegory, crush, endurance, passion,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Without Trousers
Standups can crack up audiences for hours Especially when entering the stage without trousers It wasn't intentional Nor is it conventional But surely the crowd won't throw cauliflowers...

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Categories: trousers, fun,
Form: Limerick
Fly Me To the Moon
A lady so much older than I Deftly signalled a path from her thigh Like a wrinkle in thyme Something started to climb Hmmph! I forgot to zip up my fly!...

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Categories: trousers, age, culture, funny, imagination,
Form: Limerick
Trousers
All trousers, Not Sirs!...

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Categories: trousers, character, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Brand New Harem Trousers
stormy cotton cloud billowing fresh emerald green shrouds the old cynic...

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Categories: trousers, fashion, green,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Sagging Trousers
Sagging trousers Low waist Fine taste Written July 9th, 2015 © Dr. Upma A. Sharma For contest by Judy Konos...

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Categories: trousers, fashion, fun,
Form: Footle

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