Square Poems - Poems about Square

At first, they start slow. Then they go faster, carefully avoiding every disaster. It's kaleidoscopic insanity. It's precision, well-ordered inanity. Some of them whistle, but all of them prance when the four-sided people go out to square dance....Read the rest...

There was a teacher who taught math and had her students on the right path But she found one quite cute and squared up his root She now feels the principal's wrath 10-5-2024...Read the rest...

When I think of you, I miss you in waves— Memories drift of those first days, When we talked and talked for hours on end, You sparked a fire, my long-lost friend. Like a flame, it grew, strong and bright, With...Read the rest...

DANCES ARE SQUARE There are some dances where different people meet Exchanging partners enhances the social opportunity When one glances at another, it makes it all complete Whether old-fashioned such as the cotillion or quadrille There’s only one in a...Read the rest...

Allemande left to your corner; Go right and left grand. When you see your pretty gal, don't squeeze too hard her little hand. Head ladies chain; side ladies too down the middle Your partner ain't no second fiddle. All partners...Read the rest...

A right and a left and around to the back Line up like horses at the track Queen of hearts, Jack of spades, Gee up Neddy and promenade Allemande left with your best front runner Wink at your mate if...Read the rest...

Bow to the partner in the corner Hey, this dance ain't nothin' but torture! Heads lean left and circle to a line Guzzle down that old moonshine! Roll away to a half sashay Get down on your knees and pray. Circle...Read the rest...

Circle left, hang on tight Don't get caught in an alligator bite Allemande left, what you want to do Is turn that alligator into stew Do-si-do, listen to the band Alligator shoes look mighty grand Roll away to a half sashay If...Read the rest...

Round up all them sweet wallflowers don't let them sit alone for hours! :( You're having fun-- I've got a hunch ;-P They're sick of watching, drinking punch ...Read the rest...

For yer supper, vindaloo, hop to the music doing a poo, toilets are crowded, yer tummy is mush, bang the doors and plead with 'em, 'Rush.' Drop yer pants and let it go, paper's all gone (but yet you don't...Read the rest...

The caller’s voice resonates in the jovial air, his elegant moves steer on floor each pair. Hold her, hook her from the rotund rear, swing her around in circles with full gear. Do-si-do and promenade in postures wild, each step...Read the rest...

"Join hands, circle left, let’s begin this song," In the valley where Flatirons stand strong. A Chautauqua garden, where joy takes root, Square dancers gather in plaid and boots. Men in white hats, spurs that...Read the rest...

Who said life was going to be fair? Come on, let’s make this circle square, Poor as church mice, bolder than brass, Circle right then show me the cash. We'll keep it underneath your hat, But there’s no room to...Read the rest...

Here we go, all start with a left grand. Apples in pies and peaches are canned. Lost my partner waddle I do? Single file promenade they’ll be back to you. Flies in the buttermilk shoo fly shoo. Sashay...Read the rest...

Humorous Patter Sayings Bow to your partner now let's begin Lift your skirts and kick his shin Hold it tight and jump and cuss Don't worry you can't offend us Get her back gents, catch her quick Snap her bra...Read the rest...