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Smutty Poems - Poems about Smutty

Premium Member Funny hat joke
..." All the funny jokes are a bit smutty" :( ~~ The poet~~ Such a sunny day, yet the lake was mine, not a soul to be seen. Too good to be true the place to myself quieter than it had ever been. ......

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Categories: smutty, woman,
Form: Rhyme
If You Value Your Freedoms, Please Stop President Joe Biden Part Two
...If you value your freedoms, please stop President Joe Biden from: 1) Declaring Parents domestic terrorizes and having them arrested for protecting their children from Woke teachers and Woke sc......

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Categories: smutty, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse



Eye To Eye Talk
...Eye To Eye Talk With smutty look, it started . A look to look again, Until the love begin. To every hern of she, even the nails cudnt be set free. Tip to toe she had to glow, to quench hi......

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Categories: smutty, dream, kiss, life, light,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Night Invaders
...It rained on and on. the fire in the hearth had long died out. hunger grew, frustration raged. vultures swooped down to feed on flesh in the night half willing, half resenting, su......

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Categories: smutty, abuse, animal, body, fate,
Form: Free verse
Tenement Years
...Reared in ruins, & East London brick dust, lard spread on bread. My figure daubed by days of oil and dirt, a boy by railroad tracks - wrong side. Trains clattered past pumping smutty fumes. ......

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Categories: smutty, poetry,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Clover Four For Her
...Plentiful clover carpet compresses Set up, sat on, months of manuals Scripted mouth emits, put to practical test Three leaf varieties finally defeated Select among smutty monotonous menu Virt......

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Categories: smutty, blessing, caregiving, engagement, society,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Nudge Nudge - Wink Wink
...[Title changed from ‘Double Talk’ as I’ve used that title before] ________ This was the place that he’d chosen to go They do a great starter of avocado Everyone ordered th......

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Categories: smutty, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Aquarius
...An air sign NOT water surprisingly Quick witted; it sure applies to me Unique thinker, happy in my own company A day dreamer, ideal for writing my poetry Re......

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Categories: smutty, me,
Form: Acrostic
Wildlife 11
...Wildlife 11 Timmy, a cute little shrew, Wrote limericks smutty and blue, His rhymes were not 'Chic' But a bit 'tongue in cheek That he sent to some poets he knew.......

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Categories: smutty, animal, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member It Took Only 250 Words
...From within the perspex booth, he flirtily inquired if my day so far had been fulfilling Duty of filling two reusable bags with thirty items Didn't stop my silly line from spilling "Certainly, ......

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Categories: smutty, car, character, confidence, for
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Humor
...Humor makes everything seem sunny Though some things can leave our eyes runny Gonna lighten things up Tell some off-color smut Sure gets one's attention especially if smutty......

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Categories: smutty, fun,
Form: Limerick
Keeping Kids Save
...WARNING, this may not be to your taste about hunting paedophiles and keeping kids safe,, we are hunters from around the world, looking out for our boys and girls, keeping them safe when there on......

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Categories: smutty, abuse, appreciation, child abuse,
Form: Free verse
Stained Virgin
...STAINED VIRGIN They say a virgin is an undefiled maiden An immaculate vestal How else could she be,now stained ? unchaste and smutty tarnished and blemished that's humanity !!! STAINED is our......

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Categories: smutty, break up, christian, heartbreak,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member We Were Country Folks
...From Grades one to eight, I attended a private Catholic school, my fertile father fathered thirteen children, and begrudgingly, the school board coveted our souls for the tax revenue alone. So, ......

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Categories: smutty, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Vulture Vulgarian
... Speech of a drunken sailor, muttering foul things ... utterly gutter manure color Filthy thoughts sent virus airborne, dirty mind intimations tattooed on She’s a vulture vulgarian —......

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Categories: smutty, identity, image, psychological, slam,
Form: Burlesque

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