Shrew Poems - Poems about Shrew

o shrew in a shoe shoo shoo but he wouldn’t go chew through the shoe shoo shoo chewed from heel to toe nurse a poor tum shoo shoo he belched and was ill greedy old shrew shoo...Read the rest...

I sneaked in the house late last night Couldn't risk turning on the light Tripped over a chair and took flight I felt the smite I felt the smite A bruise appeared...Read the rest...

Samantha my cat brought me a present. It really wasn't all that pleasant. She brought it into my sun room door and left it there on the floor.. I'm finally recognizing her gifting growl. It's much more dramatic than a...Read the rest...

The truth I can reveal There’s a inside of me One I hope you will never see I’d hide it away Forever and a day If I had my way I can be petty and mean Yell, swear and scream Be unreasonable Unrelenting Never...Read the rest...

The cunning shrew Her bow drew -- Why? Bull's eye! O, my!...Read the rest...

He's tiny barely one inch long, stubby tail too short to grab or hold. Glossy black ebony fur so thick and full reflected in the rays of sun too brief to be seen. He's fast and quick...Read the rest...

"The Euthanating Of A Shrew" How cowardly he hid within the heated night just brooding up all manner of his dark delight; all sorcerous they be, and evil if you see beyond his explanation of his sordid blight! Incouthenated, he did...Read the rest...

I once fancied myself a petruchio And set out to tame myself a shrew There existed a Katherina. A dame beautiful but crazy and wild Admired by every eye Yet none willing to get acquainted with her For her nature,the...Read the rest...

The feisty woman spewed torrential abuses He holds her in his arms till her anger defuses To despair over her phobias he simply refuses Nightmares of being hated and unloved one day Cloud her thoughts of...Read the rest...

(This is meant as sort of a counterpoint to all the mushy sentiment of "Valentine Day.") The Untamable Shrew By Elton Camp It’s ever harsh words and criticize Always excused by endless lies All he says and does is wrong Every...Read the rest...

Before mankind evolved on Earth or mammals roamed the land t’was only bugs and dinosaurs that God had ever planned. But monkeying around one day he thought he’d have some fun and made a man to pass his time, thus mankind had...Read the rest...

TO TAME A SHREW Tunke Tunke Tunke I dragged her along and into the trunk Clunk clunk clunk, I hear some screaming from the Tunke I drove away, in my brand new Lex Avoiding both grammar and spelling checks Safely away,...Read the rest...

I took a brand new girlfriend to see ''The taming of the shrew'' She was a little apprehensive as we joined the queue but I sensed that her humour, If anything was dry and very soon her laughter,...Read the rest...

Sinew torqued and bowed as he pressed the weight Of drudge claimed goods to be stacked and stowed. The lady claimed that his omnipresent proclivities Would neither build strength of character nor stature. Laugh, she did, as she ...Read the rest...

The shrewdness of the shrew Out of place on her Would better be placed Upon a gentle woman Of genteel character This shrew of a woman Abused by a man in her childhood Angry all the time Doesn't even know why herself The...Read the rest...