Short Underwear Poems

Demons

Demons wear 3 pairs of
underwear for 
fun.
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Little bear sitting there
In your underwear
Should beware...

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They cry for your vote,
So go in your underwear, 
forty percent won't....

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socks, shoes, sweater, jeans
and then thermal underwear
winter coming fast...

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Gummy bear! Gummy bear!
Gummy gummy gummy bear!
Dropped you down my underwear!
Sticky sticky gummy bear!...

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I'm alerted to an odour.
The stench is in the air.
My baby lies there smiling
and it's in his underwear....

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intelligence is like underwear
it’s important to have it
but there’s really no
need to keep 
showing
it off...

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Under my trouser
I never wear underwear
but the Judge
penalised me forty lashes
publically in a public place....

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I hang around town 
With my fly open
And my underwear 
Pulled out

Just forgetful
Setting a trend
Or just
Cooling off the goods...

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knobby bobby
underwear out
snobby hobby
butterfly snout

rhyming timing
old pig meat shout
priming rhyming
fun words about...

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Morning cold out here
Should wear thermal underwear 
Spring is coming slow
Frigid  season nature shrinks 
Full display arctic dismay...

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I read about Trump's love affair
With Stormy Daniel's underwear
Her Double-D bust
Was covered in dust
Gentleman Trump blew everywhere...

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take a glance
at those pants
hanging down low
giving us a show

we laugh with delight
at the sight
while we stare
at your underwear...

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There is beauty in her lack of grace
and in her lack of underwear,
she’ll set you up and set the pace,
just remember, love, she has no care....

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I got rubber hair;
I got rubber hair;
I got the rubberiest rubbery rubber hair.
And if I take my blue jeans off
I got matching rubber underwear....

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The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast. 
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast....

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Oh Dear, what can the matter be?
All I said was I hated her po-et-ry.
She put a red shirt in my white laun-der-y
now I wear pink underwear!

1/31/18...

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Our boss can easily touch her toes
But when she does her underwear shows
Each day of the week
We all get a peek
But Willy's excitement grows and grows...

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Trick or treat
Smell my feet
Given me something good to eat

If you don’t
I don’t care
I’ll pull down your underwear

Unknown Author...

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I used to think that life was fair
Until her mom done gave me a scare
It wasn't in what she said
Nor was it her ugly head
I saw her in only her underwear...

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Hey baby there's a roast in the oven
And all the dishes are done
I washed your socks and underwear
Now let's have some fun







*not for contest...

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Is it an angel that I hear singing?
Or is it tinnitus in my ears ringing?
The voice is so high
Its making me cry
It’s my underwear, it's tight and wringing...

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The Washing Line

Sit in a chair and watch the washing line
You see the world hanging there
Egyptian cotton
Chinese silks
Waving amongst your underwear
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I like my football, you know how it goes
Who's gonna win?, nobody knows
I sit in my favorite chair
In only my underwear
And a pair of Joe Namath's pantyhose...

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He wore no underwear;
His stag night* was a gas -
We pulled his trousers down
And showed the world his ass.

*bachelor party

For Carol’s Ornery Friends contest...

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