Short Toilet Paper Poems
Short Toilet Paper Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Toilet Paper by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Toilet Paper by length and keyword.
Paper Chase - Contemporary Haiku
Stark, new,
fresh, sheets
-toilet paper....
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Categories:
toilet paper, fun,
Form:
Haiku
On a Roll
curious humans
nations working together—
toilet paper wars...
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Categories:
toilet paper, anxiety, future, peace, world,
Form:
Senryu
Daily News
sitting at the shell
meeting the toilet paper
with yesterday's meal...
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Categories:
toilet paper, beauty, confidence,
Form:
Senryu
Naughty dog
she sneaks in bathroom
steals toilet paper from trash
leaves it in hallway...
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Categories:
toilet paper, animal,
Form:
Haiku
Mrs Toenail Fetish
Mrs Toenail Fetish
Mrs Toenail Fetish washes her
toilet paper after
using it.
...
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Categories:
toilet paper, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Potty Logic
Sometimes it just feels better to be a shit,
instead of the toilet paper......
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Categories:
toilet paper, humor, metaphor,
Form:
Monoku
Domestic Bliss
toilet paper roll
spinning over or under...
marriage litmus test
10 Jan 2021...
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Categories:
toilet paper, marriage,
Form:
Senryu
Catfucious 13
Safe behind the bathroom door,
I claw the paper to the floor.
Oh, hey, you home?...
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Categories:
toilet paper, animal, anxiety, cat, fun,
Form:
Senryu
Ouch Prevention
The world perfected toilet paper
~ before they thought of the stapler...
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Categories:
toilet paper, giggle, history, humor, time,
Form:
Monoku
Last Minute Halloween Costume
Last Minute Halloween Costume
Toilet paper wraps;
Costs less to dress as mummy,
Mom thinks it’s funny!...
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Categories:
toilet paper, fantasy, children, funny, happiness, holiday, imagination, mother,
Form:
Haiku
Toilet Paper
Seven chocolate butterflies
Dancing on shower bubbles
Strawberry markers don't swim on leather
Lasagna....
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Categories:
toilet paper, funny, humor,
Form:
Free verse
We the Cattle
derisive deadlocks
american politics
16 tons of Dope(s)
our votes? their toilet paper
our rights? automatic flush...
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Categories:
toilet paper, abuse, addiction, america, death, discrimination, political, society,
Form:
Tanka
A Trust Is Like a Toilet Paper
A trust is like a toilet paper,
An ass can only be wiped once.
If you are spoil yours given chance,
It is not possible remake it....
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Categories:
toilet paper, trust,
Form:
Quatrain
Paper Rules
Paper or plastic...
Does the choice really matter?
Yes - Toilet Paper!
For "Paper or plastic" contest sponsored by Susan Burch....
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Categories:
toilet paper, funny,
Form:
Senryu
Potty Time
A standard toilet paper roll
Has shrunk two inches from its goal
Since all we need
Is just pure greed
And one old-fashioned finger bowl...
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Categories:
toilet paper, america, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Easter 2020
Our preacher could not find his Bible
And thought most hoarders were liable
With sin for wages
We all took pages
As toilet paper most viable...
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Categories:
toilet paper, humanity,
Form:
Limerick
Hot Off the Press
Trump was playing with Betty Boop
When suddenly he had to poop
- Coronavirus scare -
No toilet paper there!
But FOX News picked up an hot scoop!...
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Categories:
toilet paper, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Toilet Paper Whoa Whoas
Panic buyers have stopped dropping by
To sit on my lap and have a cry
I did what I could
For the public good
But they sure left a mess on my fly!...
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Categories:
toilet paper, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Tarriff Talk
Stockpile toilet paper if you dare
All kinds of tariff talk is in the air
World Health Organization is in the dust
Praying for the USA is now a must...
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Categories:
toilet paper, usa,
Form:
Rhyme
avoiding a drain nightmare
About toilet paper guests swipe
The staff at hotels have a gripe
They say steal it not
But buy one-ply Scott
Which won’t wipe out home’s sewage pipe...
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Categories:
toilet paper, environment, humor, integrity, judgement, money, water,
Form:
Limerick
Could I Borrow a Cup of Toilet Paper
Could I borrow cup of toilet paper?
Asked old gentleman named Mr Saber
Slammed door in face
Without much grace
Not very polite this fearful neighbor...
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Categories:
toilet paper, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Limerick
Star Speck Origins
On Venus, Captain Kirk was naughty
After which he ran to the potty
But life is seldom fair
No toilet paper there
So Kirk screamed, "Beam me up, Scotty!"...
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Categories:
toilet paper, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Suez Canal
The Suez Canal is finally free
Precious toilet paper can come to me
This too large cargo ship
In the world a backward flip
Twas as crazy as Boston Harbor's tea...
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Categories:
toilet paper, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form:
Limerick
White Gold
Today you could stand on a parapet, and throw
out rolls of toilet paper to the delight of the crowd,
like snow from the heavens — white gold.
3/13/2020...
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Categories:
toilet paper, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
A Funny One Liner In a Rude Idiom
Caught between two stools poor grandma's toilet paper
Not for the Contest(Idiom with a double meaning: )
Inspired by SilentOne's One liner contest...
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Categories:
toilet paper, funny,
Form:
Free verse