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Ouch Prevention

The world perfected toilet paper ~ before they thought of the stapler

Copyright © | Year Posted 2022


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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 6/23/2022 2:39:00 AM
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Oh, man! The imagery I conjure make me feel the pain.
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 6/18/2022 11:20:00 AM
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Ouch, indeed, Gershon! This is an image that will take some time to get out of my head. Hello, again, after my short vacation from PS. Glad to see you're still here imparting your unique sense of humor...however painfully implied.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/18/2022 8:20:00 PM
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Looks as if you got the message here, Jim. Welcome back to you! Life and Light, Gershon
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Bill Baker
Date: 6/17/2022 4:33:00 PM
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I'm going with toilet paper, even though they double the price this year. :-) Bill
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/18/2022 8:19:00 PM
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Toilet paper or sandpaper. I still prefer the former. lol.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 6/17/2022 3:36:00 PM
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Toilet paper is more unifying, is it not? LOL
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/18/2022 8:18:00 PM
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Michael Tor
Date: 6/17/2022 2:12:00 PM
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Lol!!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/18/2022 8:18:00 PM
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I'll take laughter over tears any day -- unless they're tears of joy. :) gw
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Michelle Faulkner
Date: 6/17/2022 11:43:00 AM
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Ever had a paper cut? Ouch city!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/17/2022 11:51:00 AM
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Ha, ha! 'Ouch city!' Love it. Thanks, Michelle.
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Kenneth Cheney
Date: 6/17/2022 10:57:00 AM
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A bum shine outdoes a swingline? :)
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/17/2022 11:51:00 AM
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I guess so...

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