Short Rhinoceros Poems

   ‘Splendiferous,’ said
   
   the rhinoceros, truly

     ~  who just ate Julie
...

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Rotund rhinoceros, short chubby legs
Gingerly walks between old ostrich eggs
She is full of sass
As she makes a pass
Please get me a rainbow tutu, she begs....

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A collection of ‘Love is…’ Poetry
Rhinoceros


Love is message.
Love is word.
Love is unselfish.
My heart belongs to her.


(C)2017 Aa Harvey. All Rights Reserved....

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Amazing Bear
Coolest Dance
Escaped Fair
Gives Honey In Jars

Knowledgeable
Letters Mails
National
On Pinafored Quails

Rhinoceros
Says Thankyou
Using Verse
(Wipe X) Yawn Zebu...

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shiny rhinoceros horns on your hands 
hair grows in beautiful strands 
not horn but nails and same as hair 
your flesh ripped by white black bear 
spirit stole your life 
and for lunch ate your wife...

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Zebra, Yak, Xenopus, Walrus, Vulture, Urial, Tiger, Snake, Rhinoceros, Quokka, Peacock, Orangutan, Numbat, Muntjac, Lion, Kudu, Jerboa, Iguana, Hyena, Guan, Frog, Elephant, Dromedary, Camel, Bison, Avians....

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Yellow Rhinoceros

I once saw a yellow rhinoceros
And everyone said, "That's preposterous!"
But soon they all went
Because of the scent
He'd farted and it smelled like phospherous!

deborah burch©
6/14/2012...

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king chrome rolling

platinum tyrannosaurus

rex with your baby

teeth showing spaceship

bomber takes on all

comers metallic rhinoceros

slowly going down the street

like a silver baby tank

king chrome rolling...

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Not counting bipedalism
four legs, one on each corner
seems about right.
Eight legs add up to arachnophobia.

Imagine a Rhinoceros
or God forbid, a crocodile
with eight running limbs.

Meanwhile, spiders
gallop across our souls,
or remain as still as stone
while we count to eight....

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The cooling Savannah mud,
Where jungle beasts recline,
Refreshing their leathery hide,
And innocent eyes wink,
Unconcerned by matters of survival,
While Man struggles to find a solution,
To save a species sentenced to die by greed,
Barbaric huntsmen wanting a trophy of murder,
The magnificent horn of the majestic rhinoceros.




Form: Free Verse...

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ANIMAL FOOTLES

JOYFUL FISH
Happy Crappie

SMART CHAMELEON
Lizard Wizard

DRUNKEN RHINOCEROS
Rhino Wino

UPBEAT DOLPHIN
Chipper Flipper

OVERWEIGHT CHIMP
Chunky Monkey

BUNNY'S ADDICTION
Rabbit Habit

ALE FOR A DOE
Deer Beer

A GEEKY  OWL
Bird Nerd



written January 26th for "Footle Fun" Contest
This is the first time I ever tried  to write a footle!...

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A lion was walking home one day when a path took him a different way 

What he'd seen rocked him to the core and to show his saddened let out a mighty roar

Bones of animals covered the ground blood and skins lay all around. 

Rhinoceros Elephant and tiger to that is just some to name a few 

You see this is not what you think but if man does not learn we will all be
   EXTINCT.....

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Drunk Rhinoceros

Wino 
Rhino

Friendly Bird

Pleasant
Pheasant

Meek as Lambs

Zion's
Lions

Primates' Resort

*Gorilla
Villa

April 21, 2021
for Brian Strand's All Yours (Apr 22) Poetry Contest
(someone pointed out to me that I should use only 2-syllable words, as I should have known, but I will keep gorilla just because I like the sound of it. Thanks to the friend who caught that for me)....

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terrifying synopsis,
pink and purple rhinoceros,
bluegill and Gail winds...

blowing

wild winds and rains saturate the home panes

Weathered Breakfast

invisible questions,
plural and singular,
Raisin Brand™ cereal

eaten

there is a storm brewing in the jungle
and all the little monkey's are eating banana's with breakfast


Weathered Breakfast



2/5/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020 ©...

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I ride on Ryley Rhino 
as down the river we go.
He knows things I want to know.

I said, “There’s a flashy fish!
Watch it swirl and swish!”
Ryley Rhino said, “I know.”

I said, “There’s a crocodile!
Look at its smug smile.”
Ryley Rhino said, “I know.”

I said, “There’s a sneaky snake!
I wonder if its name is Jake.”
Ryley Rhino said, “I know.”

"Ryley Rhino you're so smart,
I love you with all my heart!”
Ryley Rhino said, “I know.”...

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Preposterous hippopotamus laughs at scandalous rhinoceros. 
Precipitous, calamitous cumulus leaks rain on head.
Furious, igneous volcanoes spurt copious lava, aqueous and amphibious into sea. 
But despite the acrimonious albuminous setting,
anxious, ignominious and siliceous bed fellows, make amorous love anyway
wearing polymorphous, ponderous and porous pajamas in bed,
and enjoy anomalous couscous made by anonymous, ambidextrous, audacious, cantankerous cook....

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Poem I Prepared Reminded Me of Ogden Nash

Rhinoceros may be related  to hippopotamus;
Synonymous and anonymous in a metropolis;
Both together do live;
Each other bath give;
Thought appeared to be purely preposterous.

Have you been laughing yet,
Read my poem with regret;
Live in rafter,
Or hereafter;
A moron like me have met.

What you did do was dubious
Matter becoming mischievous;
Handle with care;
Even when bare,
And to fact are now oblivious.

Jim Horn...

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Looked outside and a
Lavender rhinoceros
Was staring at me

Some call me loopy
That's a compliment to me
Silly people rock

Every time I sneeze
I piddle in me trousers
And poop my knickers

I dress like a bum
Cause I don't care anymore
I'm retired now

Hugging can lead to
Something other than friendship
An enlarged belly

Men shouldn't ever
Go naked in the winter
Stuff just might fall off

What does a Scottie
Wear under his tartan kilt
Small bits of haggis


© Jack Ellison 2013...

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