Short Patty Poems

A York Mint Patty 
Spreads excitement to the mouth,
Joy to the tastebuds...

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The candle wax melts
The rain outside pelts

Irish men wear kelts
while we eat patty melts...

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ah patty
i remember your wild, youth
beyond high 
and all were in love
with you spiritually...

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Candy potluck sweet.
Puree organic patty objects foods oatmeal plant.
Poise raffish jelly imbibes candy....

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honey Perhaps
please not pAtty nor pat
sweethearT if you must 
it is eaSy to say
give it a try saY my name...

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Smile
Laughter
Joy around
Patty cake fun
2-year-old is here.
Giggle monster
All is fun
Grandma’s
angel...

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There's a mouse 
That wanted a house
Her name was Betty
And she was petty
She had a friend named Patty 
Oh, they were both very petty...

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Swiss Cheese
   Pretty please

  Porous holes
   Help with goals 

  Patty melt
   Waistline svelte 

  Price is low
   Way-to-go...

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Little salmon patty cakes
fried to a crunchy
crust: sounds like a treat to share
with a salad, you,
a glass of bubbly
to toast to
Love!...

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There once was a woman named Patty.
Who certainly was very chatty.
Told to be quiet.
Said she would try it.
But felt that they were being catty....

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There once was a young man from town
Was known for his playing around
But when he met Patty
Also met her daddy
Now he sings soprano he's found!...

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Patty Potter bought a pot of pewter.
Yes, Patty Potter bought a pewter pot.
Patty Potter paid a pretty penny
For the pretty pot of pewter Patty got....

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There once was a golfer named Natty
Who hired a young caddy called Patty
Patty loved gossip
Natty said 'Stop it!'
'Just caddy! You're driving me batty!'...

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Mormons converged on Great Salt Lake
To consecrate their Lord's mistake
But found they could float
As well as a boat
Though prayers looked more like patty-cake...

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M-orning's
E-arly
L-ight
I-s
S-ilently
S-hining
A-s

P-erfect
A-tmosphere
T-oday
T-hrills
Y-ou

Topic: Poetess (Melissa Patty) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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The raven loosened up his belt
and had himself a patty melt.
“Don’t eat so much”, I did implore
As he spat out an apple core.
Quoth the raven, “I’ll have some more.”...

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Sister Mary Margaret O'Malley 

Worked the parish of Tin Pan Alley 

The whole clergy was rocked

When the priest was defrocked 

He got caught in her hidden valley...

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playful prancing pixie Petula Penelope
prancing in a parade beside Patty and me
preventing platitudes from distracting playboys three
privately pestering both Patty and me...

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St. Patty's Day Trick

I ran to find the hidden gold -
The legend of the rainy bow. 
I thought I’d be rich,
But the whole thing’s a trick!
I got nothing but tired and old....

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I always reckoned my butcher was batty,
With cryptic comments when he got chatty,
I was shaking my head,
when, with his wife he said,
I would like all of you to... meet Patty....

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"Porcelain Patty"  is as white as a dish
With the sexiest body a man could wish
A real treat to cuddle
(She sleeps on the puddle)
But shrieks to High Heaven when two bodies squish!...

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Pumpkins set up on high
Pretty leaves are dancing
Paints coming in orange
Painting funny faces
Patty loves the fun look
Pies will make big smiles shine
Priceless fun day for all....

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When in Utah, fat Patty took note
on the surface of Salt Lake, folks float.
So she took a great jump,
but she sank like a lump,
and her splash could have capsized a boat!

July 18, 2019...

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I’ve known you …

Before  We lived our other lives

Between  As our paths crossed through the years

Now it’s our time… if only for a moment

Scattered Thoughts 2024
Patty LeDuc
3/8/24
For John
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Patty Cat, Patty Cat, 
Sheath your claw;
Rat-girl and Cat-girl
Rollin' in the straw.






Excerpted from Wisewomen and Boggy-boos: A Dictionary of Lesbian Fairy Lore (Austin: Banned Books, 1992)....

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