Short Hugh Poems

A hugh giant tear
Water pouring from the rock
Weeps for America...

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Fields decorated
Round hugh bales of tan hay
Dry brown faces winter...

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Hugh Maple tree turns
Into a fireball from sun
People need Son's fire...

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Fritz Hugh Lane
of Luminist school fame
A mster of the frozn moment
visually equal to the transcendant...

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IT WAS A HUGH FISH
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN 
A WORLD RECORD
BUT IT GOT AWAY
IN MY HEAD
UNDER THE COVERS
OF MY BED...

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Arthur Hugh Clough
of technique could not get enough
A version of hexmeter so classique 
reveals talent quite unique...

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Hugh Hefner booked tickets out West
To discover whom God had blessed
One night at dinner
He saw the winner
Miss Apache Medicine Chest...

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Hugh Hefner did the Bunny Hop
So well that some would call a cop
With lightning speed
He did the deed
Because he could not lie on top!...

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There’s a man you know as Hugh West
Writing poetry is what he does best
But then I reckon
Poetry is second
To eyeing my voluptuous chest...

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Farewell to that playboy named Hugh,
Whose magazine enterprise grew—
He published gloss shots
Of naked sexpots,
Though men read the articles through....

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“I see that your eyes are so blue,"
said Jenny to charming young Hugh.
     She blew him a kiss
     of ultimate bliss
and fainted head first in the stew.
...

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Hugh, listen
How do you hit the target?
I don't hit the target,
The bullet does.
Hugh, but the bullet is a fool.
It is if you are a fool,
And a big mouth too....

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Hugh Hefner, also known as 'Hef'
To most females was quite tone-deaf
  He recast grown women as fawning bunnies
  Who drooled over his scantily-clad wad of money...

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An unfortunate fellow Hugh Jarse

He found life an incredible farce,

The name that he bore

Caused such loud guffaws,

You could probably hear them on Mars....

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Prayers are asked for the Reverend Hugh
Whose most private parts just grew and grew
When he saw Fannie
It seems that Grannie
Bit off a bit more than she could chew...

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I've fallen in love with Hugh Grant
So many times now that I can't
Recall why or when
I went off him, and then
Got back on him. I could but I shan't

© Gail Foster 30th December 2023...

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Being a norse god with a hugh appetite,
Thor devoured golden apples with delight,
gained too many pounds,
friction causing sound,
thunder erupting from his massive thighs.





11-3-16...

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 POSING FOR JOHN SINGER SARGENT

ruby red velvet
exquisite gown, silver shoes
snow white countenance
pinched red cheeks, ebony hair
Mrs. Hugh Hammerslay smiles

8/5/2020...

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"Let your last thinks be thanks"
 W.H. Auden famously wrote
    Making Wystan Hugh
    My favorite male poet






Note: I have excluded all
         of my favorite male
         poets on Poetry Soup,
         of course! :-)...

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A-uthor's
R-ighteous
T-heme
H-as
U-sed
R-emarkable

H-appiness
U-ntil
G-reeter
H-appily

C-omposes
L-ines
O-f
U-ntold
G-reat
H-eavenliness

Topic: Birthday of poet Arthur Hugh Clough (January 01) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Molly, my sister,
And I fell out,
And what do you think
It was all about?

She loved coffee
And I loved tea,
And that was the reason
We couldn't agree!

If you believe that
Then more fool you
She was actually screwing
My husband Hugh...

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lose usual fear...
hypnotized by their hugh size...
their striking colors...

slither- slow- entwine...
hissing in the enclosure…
snake charm dance at zoo...

press face to the glass…
so thankful not in my grass…
they bite in a flash…




2-10-17...

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Children once thrilled to brilliant musicians
    Hayden and Mozart, Shubert and Shuman

  My generation grew up on playboys and madmen
    Hugh Hefner and Alfred E. Newman

  The musicians gave brilliant exhibitions
    My generation shed its inhibitions...

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If Eve hadn't ate that apple, we'd be going out in public in the nude.
We could go to the library in the buff and not get sued.
If Eve hadn't ate that apple, Hugh Hefner would be out of work.
We could visit our neighbors with nothing on and not be called jerks....

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He wanted to ROGER the lodger
She had a HUGH chest ANDREA*
But his wife found out about his desires
I can still see the FLO of blood from here!

*based on the British way of saying the name ANDREA = 'and rear'

Not for contest 

11~13~16...

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