Short Diss Poems

Life - it is bigger on the inside...

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Don't diss me
for comin' up with a new idea
you've had for years.

Just explain....

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True blue
sweet glue

love hurt
dust dirt

kiss this
diss miss

resting
testing

Footles
kuddus 

DOM'...

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lokt dikshuneri
kipin eet, kees laustt
diss iys hardd

lokt mynd
kent tingk
wer diyd mye 
spelink en mynd gaw?

awt da weendoe

nid napp baad...

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I once knew a poet named Janice.
			To her nothing's more puzzling than this:
			Some Soupers say "Great"
		 	or "Love it"--then rate
			my poem a "1." Bliss with diss!

February 24, 2016...

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you can't diss me if i don't think i'm dissable...
you can't shun me if i don't think i'm shunnable...
you can't yank my chain if i don't think i'm yankable...

and...

you can't love me if i don't think i'm lovable.

The End...

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this for all guys dat be sneak dissin
you make it rain but with your dick pissin
bunch of gays doing dick kissin
mess with killers your heads missin
lying on the couch reminicin
dont speak just listen
these words like snakes hissin...

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not just any jokes;
but a humorous prank,
in dirty deeds and actions.
a banana peel for slipping,
a whoopie cushion for surprising.
series of sarcasms for icebreakers,
at last, untold execution of tickling for random giggles.
and maybe a secret diss in your wish list....

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There hasn't been
a fly, wasp, or mosquito 

For quite some time, now,
making it rather vexing 

To diss in rhyme 
about local pests, 

Though, at the very 
least-a, our Cuban anoles 

Are guests in Havana 
until after Easter. 

That's where they went 
to observe Lent....

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Opponent of satan, 10 languages spoken
Attended a pontif, imperfect service; yet not token
Broke out of conforming of evils adorning
Claiming satan's enthronement; anti atonement'
An edifiying of confusion under skirts of illusions
In the 60s such took place, I note it a Diss-grace.!...

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Blow me a kiss,
One that I'll receive.
One I'll never miss,
One that'll never leave.
Blow me a kiss,
One I won't forget.
One I can't miss.
No, not just yet.
Blow me a kiss,
Something real.
One that's not a diss,
But how you feel.
Blow me a kiss,
Showing me your feelings grew.
Just one I'll never miss,
Cuz' It came especially from you....

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Verse 1

His lips
Passion bliss
Wanna kiss
Not hiss
Nor diss

With This boy I Miss
With This boy I Miss

Verse 2

Saultry eyes
Shapely thighs
Makes me high
I'm going to fly
And try


With This Boy I Miss
With This Boy I Miss

Verse 3

Hot passions
Smooth fashions
Foods Rations
I'm Stashing
Not Cashing


With This Boy I Miss
With This Boy I Miss...

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Allow me time to reminisce
On the glow of the perfect kiss
Leading to life’s peaceful bliss,
An emotion I don’t want to miss
So much more delightful than a hiss,
Or, those insults from a nasty diss.
You see because I had an older sis
I learned to sit to take a…you got this!

Written September 30, 2022
[from a few moments of silly
musing on rhymes for "this."]...

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I once lived with a yapping trash-licker 
a two faced dead soul and side back kicker 
she treated me like a tart~
I didn't like her rotting fart
makes my golden fringe cringe, and grow thicker..

She’s a noodle-haired witch..selling old fries
flying in over-sized panties, she cries
begging to be seen, she craps,
beware of her diss rap traps
I ain't her nanny to sing when she lies.....

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You take my breath away!
I have never felt that way,
Just from a kiss.
I do have to admit,
That surely you are missed.
I never want to diss you,
Hope you feel the same about me.
I know we both 
Are on the same plane.
At times it is hard,
To contain the feelings,
That came so quick!
I do not try to 
Figure out the meanings.
Because we still have so much
To know about each other,
And how one another ticks....

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one sighs,
deep down the answer lies.
why i do it?
comes to me bit by bit:
trying to find an answer,
calling out to whoever,
getting nowhere.
wondering why?
still i try to fight,
even though it's out of my sight!
crying for some understandings,
like a bird with no wings.
i try to fly,
then take a dive.
then i just die,
i still try to strive.
no matter how bad it is,
no matter what diss.
i try to forget,
and just let..........

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I gave you a listen 
the rhythm is missing 
either it’s hidden 
or locked up in prison 

Say each word of the line
or it won’t clunking rhyme
speak one line at a time
so the sounds combine

You're a dad at a disco 
this ain’t a diss though 
you’ve a hit and miss flow
like a pissed ho 

For that I leave an apology 
I too can’t rap like a proper g
can’t keep my timing properly 
but so what 
piss pot 
rap I’m not 
I’m poetry...

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"Wood Yukon sitter cheek and rums ticks," Kay tasked.
  "Gnome am," Pea tour re-plyed.

"Wye knot?" Kay tasks.
  "Beek us eye cants tanned cheek an," Pea tour an sirs.
"Nope rob," myrrh myrrhs Kate, diss up point ed lee.

"Due ewe no how-do cooks take?" Pea tour vent sures.
  "Sherbet eye awl weighs may ache miss steaks," Kay tan sirs. 

"Tube add...Sew buy, sea ya," man a jests Pea tour.
  "Add you," off hers Kate.

     'Fee Knee Seam Oh'...

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When you get blessed 
Everyone you know change
Your heart is left feeling empty
Guilty
Feel like giving up
Don't
Trust the process
When God take your life from nothing
To something
Trust the process
When people come to test you
Diss you
Hurt you 
Betray you
Trust the process
When social media troll you 
Scandalize your name
If God allow them to public humiliate you
Trust the process he going to publicly 
Restore you 
Trust the process...

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More pathetic than ever
More pathetic I can't sever
The life a single bloke
The love to become broke


The first miss
The first kiss
the first trial diss
All leading to an end
Only for another send

Friends come and go
Others stay for the show
Nothing matters in the end
So their stories they end

There will always be more
or there are stories of bore

Pick and poison then hope it hits
Because love is like alcohol
So grab a bottle
and get drunk...

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i felt the fist of my father
the push from my maw
I'm so different
here take a scan
definitely inhuman
voting for extinction
cause i've a feeling
i will still be standing
cause humanity i am out
reality pass me by
time just take what you need
one day i was never here
that is born in my dem
On you read
wonder where he will turn
i have nothing to fear
no humanity
behind me
only a chosen few at my side.

Man i like they way that went-my diss of all of you...

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I got no chill
I may sometimes kill
The people who still 
Wanna take the suicide pill.
Well everyone is a dude 
Who knows to be rude 
But that's not a thing
Rather than a cringe.
Many loose their mind
Like this present mankind
But I don't find
Who isn't blind. 
Many people still diss 
With a cruel kiss 
But here is what you miss 
The nature's bliss!! 
So carry on your own 
As the people with their phone 
And be like a clown 
Let your success make them blown!!...

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Life provides all the drama I need
From Britain's Queen
To the College Dean

If you think I serve you purpose
Get to know the insides, 
Don't judge by my surface

I'm not here to fill your time
I'm here to make the most of mine
So if you want to be here that's cool
If not, fix yourself,
I brought a bag of tools

I'm not here to fix you or diss you
Not about fixing flaws or telling you what to do
I'm here to enjoy the moment 
Not sure how many are ahead
I'm gonna enjoy them all before I'm dead...

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