Short Candy Bar Poems

smooshed onto the seat rim
it looked surreal like 
a Babe Ruth candy bar...

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the universe....
                                         maybe big enough for one more
                                         car and candy bar...

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What kind of candy bar is this?
You know I asked for a Mounds.
"Look at it again", 
He said with a grin.
"You're reading it upside down.


Check it out.  I just noticed it today....

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Catch the moon between your toes
Sinful desires reap heartache woes
Bite a star like a candy bar
Idle hands stretch so far
Taste the sun upon your tongue
Young is young, fun for fun...

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For me and my pals, it's many long years.
We grew up, married, and we have careers.
These guys remind me of when
'twas the best candy bar then.
A double toast to the three musketeers!...

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When his children were small, their dad Fred

every Halloween Eve to them said

that a candy bar creep

steals kids’ treats while they sleep.

(Their best bars Dad hid under his bed!)...

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Sweetness taste so real

delicious, chocolate taste

it's not so sweet

just right, tasteful

almond inside

non-sugar

an appetite large

a delicious candy bar

a delicious cupcake

made so far....

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Chocolate Hershey Candy Bar- A Tanka Poem

I like my chocolate
it is just so sweet and dark.
With awesome sections
and an interesting block
when it melts I feel happy


8/29/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©...

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He thought to himself
If I could go back, I’d tell
No one, not even the police, that I’d
Driven by and shot him with ease, 
Silence, would be my clutch, so 
I wouldn’t be judged 
Guilty, nor lambasted like that, by
Hypocrites in mass, for killing a  
Toddler thug, with candy bar drugs...

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(This is a fictional poem)

When I ate my cousin's candy bar, he invited me outside.
He beat the crap out of me and people laughed when I cried.
I need somebody to protect me from this bully when he gets riled.
It's embarrassing because I'm thirty-six and he's a seven year old child....

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It's a puzzle with one missing piece,
it won't let me complete this game;
sweetness is not found in a Reese
candy bar, it's such an urge to tame!

I resist each and every temptation
for a day or two without a caress,
and staring at happy lovers kiss...
I get emotional and cry in pain!

...

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If you want to lose some weight
Here's some advice you may want to take

If you wish upon a star
While you eat a candy bar
Very soon you will see
You can't wish away those calories

A healthy diet and exercise plan
Can help you more than  wishing can
So, while you wish upon that star
Throw away the candy bar...

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I love it when they carry them in kicking and screaming
Plunk them down and then leave 
me alone with them

I am not a candy bar
I am not a piece of gum
I am not a birthday cake
I am not a magician
Sometimes I get frustrated 

Because they think I can handle it
Even if I can 
is it fair that
I always have to?...

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A cup of coffee with salt
The taste of your sweet lips
A glass of pure vodka without alcohol
The sound of your tender voice
A candy bar without sugar
The feel of your soft skin
A popsicle with frosting
The gleam of your emerald eyes
A pen without ink
The aroma of you
A girl with no heart
A mind with no soul
That's how you left me
Dying and cold...

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MANNERS MEAN IN FOOD FIGHT

Atrocious manners - crunching baby ruth.
Will q’s in alphabet soup help to soothe?
I throw some peas in shepherd pies,
of those poor lederhosen guys.
Can you digest peas and q’s, tell the truth!

12/24/2017
Viv Wigley’s Food Fight Contest

Baby Ruth is a candy bar
P’s and Q’s we are told to mind. Mind our manners, that is....

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The lil chocolate chip
Was lost and alone
He just wanted a place
To finally belong
He saw a candy bar
And though it was home
He had to runoff but 
Still ends up alone
While he searched around
With tears running down
Lots of chocolate chip steps that
Made him look like a clown
But low and behold
He stumbles across
A beautiful plain cookie
Who made him the boss...

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You come here today to acquire me
Sometimes I can be sweet
While other times bitter
Matters not the flavor right now
For I am just what you wish to consume
So savor for a while, suck if you will
I am a lollipop for you enjoyment
Or, bite aggressively and eagerly
As I am a candy bar of your liking
But, on this Halloween
As you take me in all my forms
I say to all you children
Just, eat me!...

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He looked longingly at her
As a child would a candy bar
She had turned into a model 
His childhood friend
Her world was topsy turvy
With razzmatazz 
While his was without all the jazz
Her lotus shaped eyes he was in love with
That gazed on him in playful light 
While to another blew a kiss in flight
Would he be able to capture her fluttering heart he thought
In the end decided the  candy would be best if never bought....

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Becoming a millionaire would be incredibly easy.
Invent a calorie-free candy bar
That tastes like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
Then go on Shark Tank
So they can advertise it for you.

You cannot cook or bake?
Okay.
Another idea.
Invent a cuddly pet that loves you like a puppy
A pet that will cuddle up and adore you.
A pet that does not eat, lose hair, poop or bark.
You do not invent things?

Hm….
Let me have a moment....

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Candy bar

On a Friday I loved her
with all my heart, bought her
expensive chocolate.
During the weekend she grew
in my affection for her although,
I didn`t see her.
On Monday, I fell out of love
she didn`t look anywhere near
the way I thought she should.
Bloodshot eyes and her 
teeth were green.
Her shiny hair was matted
and she reeked of an unmade bed
and filthy sex,
and to think I was not there.
I took revenge,
ate her chocolate....

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Barking at the people who
walk behind our house
is a dog that as a pup
was bought by my spouse.

Tiny border collie mix
he was meant to be,
but a Texas cow dog is
what most people see!

Chocolate-caramel, nutty too,
so it seems just right
he’s named for a candy bar;
just don’t take a bite!


Word Count shows 62 but different at another one. I count 60.
May 23, 2017 for Laura Loo's  ONE of FIVE-70 words or less Poetry Contest
In 7/5 Trochee form. Topic #4: Your Pet...

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Pink and white sugar coated candies
Decorate the candy bar glass jars
Macarons, cake pops and cupcakes
Sweeten the most exigent palladar

Trays of white chocolate coated pretzels
Almond cookies, lemon filled donuts,
Marshamallows and belgium chocolates
Indulge the taste buds with sapidity

From weddings, sweet sixteen party
Baby shower and birthdays, candy bars
Embellish table with a multicolor display
The attraction of the festive celebration




February 16, 2017...

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My girls were arguing about the last Milky Way the other day.
I united them in the best your-mom-is-the-boss-kind-of-way.

I split the Milky Way bar in half, and acted like I was going to give them both a piece.
Then I swiftly pushed the candy into my mouth, and chewed it up with my own sweet loving teeth.

Now my darling girls are angry, and mad as hops at their mean old mom, who took their candy.
Which has united them in such a way, it's going to be a much better day, right, Randy?...

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