Short Butt In Poems

Putin has his butt in a sling
His Korean Smartphone won't ring
Bombs bursting in air
Is Kim Jong-un's fare
Borscht and Kimchee gassed Xi Jinping?...

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The union shop decided to picket.
The union rep got a round trip ticket.
To meet with those upstairs.
And voice the workers cares.
Butt in the end, they told him to stick it....

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Before blurry eyes
Everyday I write psalms
I could make some plans
or cause an accident
by chanting religious songs
but Jesus would challenge me
and his Disciples wouldn't butt in
Their tune is tired
Their blood drawn from their wine
what is their to aspire...

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i can and i will
i am able to work
i am able to raise my children
i can cook(and very well too)
i can drive a truck
i can write 
i can read
i can keep house
i can and i will
i can do anything i want if i put my mind to it
i don't allow NEVER to butt in and take over...

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Before blurry eyes
Everyday I write psalms
I could make some plans
or cause an accident
by chanting religious songs
but Jesus would idle me
and his Disciples wouldn't butt in
Their wine is petrified
Their blood drawn from their longings
what is their to aspire to...

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At midnight it's like thunder
striking my aged mind

Early morning ruins
my breakfast meals

In my work place it butt in
my daily hectic assignment

On a whole day summarily
it my day of efficiency

Oh my dentist please help,
extract this aching tooth of mine....

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I recall a time past when my Tuesday was smitten,
(Before being neutered she was my little sex kitten),
With a big one-eyed cat, my orange cat Popeye;
In heat, she walked beside him
With her front scrunched way down
And her butt in the air
And an urgent come-hither look in her eye.  

(Sept. 5, 2016)...

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It's time to
Test the new
The latest in
Technology

No more need
To drink over a
Gallon of foul
Liquid or any

Sorts of pills
To sort through
In fact it's 
Almost

Like a drive thru
Butt in your own
Home butt it's
A bit more

Complicated with
Software butt
What's worse
Is the hard

Drive...

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There was once a fella named Dan
                 Who always ran from the tax man
                        Till he woke up in jail cell
                        And he began to just yell
               Uncle Sam threw his butt in the can






Contest :Tax And Finance 
Sponsor:Carolyn Devonshire.

( male )

12-23-18...

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A Fathers Right

Many times between my children and I 
We wouldn’t always see eye to eye

They would tell me when I’m wrong
Or sometimes I might take to long

They sometimes get mad when I butt in
I remind them that where all kin

I tell them in my way
I love them every day

It’s a fathers right 
To love his children with all his might...

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Cats and rat and coconut.
Dancing off each stomach gut.
I would join them undercut.
They might flitter, fuss and frut.
Inner door not firmly shut?
Glad I am not in their rut.
Cats live dancing in the strut.
Rat ran off and showed his butt.
Coconut hides in the grass hut.
Likeable butt-in-sky mallard mutt.
Runs to me with a tut, tut, tut.
Cats and rat and coconut.
Delight me with their loud putt-putt....

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Intrusion
You butt in
Do I encourage
Or are you
To blame?

Excues me
But I'm thinking
Don't tell me
It's unattractive
You love girls
Who shut it
And open silently

Intrusion
You butt in
Do I seduce
Or are you 
To blame?

Beside me
I take my space
Don't touch me
I don't cuddle
With the devil
I don't love you
It's just sin

Intrusion
You butt in
Do I know better 
Or are you 
To blame?...

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Listen to poem:

The virtuality of the moment is like...
Hmmmm
You my mysterious online coquette!
The celebration of all festivities,
unlike any banquet,
I knock, you butt-in
Voila!
Pearl on the shore,
And your belly butt-on
As Heidegger's Dasein
Being-there
I swear
I step before you with nothing to hide
I let my eyes glide
As a spiral,
A whirlpool of desire,
A scud,
In peace and in blood.
I crave to be the wave
On a day, and in the moment
I feel I myself am....

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getting through to a teen,
is truly a task from hell;
a smack across the lips,
could land your butt in jail!

with heads thicker than concrete,
tell 'em left and they'll go right;
all we want is what's best for them,
why is it such a fight?!

a new day has risen,
parenting's a difficult job;
drilling the skull of a teenager,
is like water on a door knob!

society's a different planet,
beyond our mortal door;
if i ever sassed my parents,
my teeth would be on the floor!...

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