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Rutabaga Poems - Poems about Rutabaga


Premium Member he has got a rutabaga butt
...He’s got a rutabaga butt, a rutabaga butt. My cousin has certainly got a rutabaga butt! Jerry was singing this loudly and proudly, like a clown. We could hear it coming, going and upside down. ......

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Categories: rutabaga, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member hes got a rutabaga butt
...He’s got a rutabaga butt, a rutabaga butt. My cousin has certainly got a rutabaga butt! Jerry was singing this loudly and proudly, like a clown. We could hear it coming, going and upside down. ......

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Categories: rutabaga, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Root Faeries Are Going Wild
...root faeries going wild are sniffing with hypersensitive noses today seeking out the curliest, most delicious, juiciest vines, along the way. consuming grasses and roots other animals cannot fathom......

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Categories: rutabaga, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Rhyme
A Dreamed Story That Never Happened
...One Blackberry winter in the cliffs of Ireland An early woodpecker passed by And a red robin flying so high Colored like chrysalis in an orange land A white clown I am, peace and wind I see,......

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Categories: rutabaga, dream,
Form: Other
Premium Member Inappropriate
...inappropriate words escape my lips.... rutabaga pared ......

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Categories: rutabaga, life,
Form: Senryu



Premium Member The Fresno Fuzzy Socks and the Chattahoochee Crocs
...No-one knows precisely when the rivalry began; thirty-two the legend goes; eighteen or nineteen? It's not clear, nor can it be confirmed. Apart from once in fifty-nine For reasons lost in time......

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Categories: rutabaga, humor,
Form: Free verse
Rented Rooms
...The house is boiled cabbage goose fat, gizzard stew, and beets. Windows steam and simmer, you can write your name on the glass winter or summer. If you can live among rutabaga or borscht; if ......

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Categories: rutabaga, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Rst
...red rice risotto roasted ripe rutabaga raised raisin roll-up saucy soup saucer sloppy spaghetti supper sweet summer sipper tempting twisted tea tomato tossed tamale turtle topped torte ......

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Categories: rutabaga, drink, food, fun,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member The Lowly Turnip
...The lowly turnip Earthy, fleshy Roots falling from its eyes Fed to livestock One of God’s root crops Yet deemed untasty By most palates Carrots and potatoes Receive accolades Carrots in......

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Categories: rutabaga, judgement, silly,
Form: Limerick
Alumish and Alumina
...Alumish and Alumina great couple of Rutabaga Went on honeymoon to the kingdom of Father Alibaba They sat on alundum ......

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Categories: rutabaga, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Rutabaga For Lunch
...Rutabaga cooks On range emitting strong scent After chopped by sharp hachet Done rutabaga Served on plate with slotted spoon They enjoyed _not very much! Sponsor: Russell Sivey Cont......

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Categories: rutabaga, food, funny,
Form: Sedoka
Health Food
...What a wonderful place this world would be, If we didn't have spinach and broccoli. Some other things we could do without, Are cauliflower, peas, and Brussels sprouts. ......

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Categories: rutabaga, food, children, funny,
Form: I do not know?

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