Rooney Poems - Poems about Rooney

Knew a lad from the boonies Could really belt out sad toonies The ladies did cry Big tears in their eyes Farting out loud like Mickey Rooney ...Read the rest...

A player whose name rhymes with Clooney Got drunk and then drove - what a loony Spent the night locked in jail When released he looked pale The outlook for him may be gloomy He’ll get whacked with an enormous...Read the rest...

A Yankee Doodle for all time, one can't deny, you were the guy. Born with stardust in your eyes, it's no surprise, you would rise! A pistol in your pocket, heaven knows of all that...Read the rest...

Mickey Rooney or George Clooney In movies, there is always a grim them; What women like looking at is a trim him; You know, the darling, handsome one Who thinks that he is a Don Juan. Now really, very showy...Read the rest...

Unique newsman Andy Rooney, did not look like a George Clooney; beetling brows grew too much hair, verbalist extraordinaire. Copyright, May 17, 2014 Faye Lanham Gibson...Read the rest...