Ritz Poems - Poems about Ritz

Putin non gmo gluten free cheese on the ritz as a celiac to follow Initially written March 18th, 2023 and revised exactly two years later tweaking the poem here and there courtesy adding or subtracting Nabisco National Biscuit Company (1898-1971) tidbits in case a random reader possesses a photographic memory recollecting word for word my literary endeavor when he/she...

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His heart was black as coal a cantankerous soul So cruel and so unkind He was ever so clever but never would ever Reveal what's on his mind It was commonly known was a cad fully grown And a savage from birth His only decision and only one vision Was to ravage the Earth Then one night in...

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they have ruffled edges yet they are still round Ritz crackers, a tasty delight with peanut butter and jelly...

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Putin on the ritz - He’s crackers, Without pizzazz, the cheese. Without Putin - Ukranians ease, Seize the day, Say, “Yes, please,” - to better reality. 12/6/2022...

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artisan bread sliced I baked on a stone in a oven medium on a warm summer day placed on a stoneware platter white on a table of butcher block with the condiments I’d need to prepare my noon feast from the deli bought baloney fresh as can be on a platter laid out slices fresh and round to complement these from the grocery I got a tin of bright...

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If you had a little glitz You and I could do the splits, In front of the Hotel Ritz Did you just call me a ditz? Come here and put up your mitts. Do not care if Mom has fits. Come and show me all your grits. I will fight you with my wits. Oh no, do not blame your blitz. Up to you...

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Though a wimpy, tiny, and puny (smaller than a breadbox) Ogre whereat my portable minuscule fingerhut size adobe abode ex posed to Strunk and White raw grammatical elements of style, I counted Flip (Wilsonian) view, to camouflage myself anytime and anywhere as significant add vantages. The obvious down side (i.e. severe limitations to pull off major coup) forced me to axe paunches pilot while taking a chopper if...

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Head to toe seduction is bliss Her bed to show her suction is missed Lips red perky and plump Her hips twerky her stance is slumpt Big ass with bigger **** This girl is known for "putting on the Ritz" From her jaw line to her tan line you can't help but get lost The body...

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Kevin Solomon 9/9/2015 The Lion and the Crown Cobalt blue goblet and the spangled gown Black tie and high browns Puttin on the Ritz Flappers dancing the Charleston Jazz by Count Basie and Duke Ellington Crazy dance moves like the Black Bottom, the Shimmy and the Turkey Trot And the Cake Walk The Tango and the Bunny Hop The Fox Trot and the Lindy...

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Putting on the Ritz Those weird faces below glamorous make up, The enormous laughs under those debts, Show off to whom lesser privileged than you? As those affluents will never look at you ! Luxury of the motels and wine in pubs, Those night lusts and hefty gifts, Moving in bigger cars owning king sized houses, Best of attire embellished in sapphire, False faces of ritz truth dumped deep within. Whence our kids crave...

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Puttin’ on the Ritz She went to London where the gold-paved streets glittered not in rainy foggy mornings. In vain she knocked on doors in search of fame. Uttered from beyond thick lighted cigars, idle promises drifted hazily, like suffocating smoke that filled the air. Her talents never stood an acting chance, but offers came dependant on her looks, the long toned legs, attractive...

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The highest of the class with lots of flowing cash, with gorgeous eveningball gowns and tuxes with the sash. They come to drink and dance the night away, And no one goes home till they see the light of day. The expensive luxurious cars that come and go, traveling miles from a distance to get to the show. The...

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Tip- tap-tipetty to! Swing downtown now, Why feel so blue? The girls are dancing high kicks phew! Leave your top hat on the pew, Swing-swing-sing-a-song Let them know that you belong! Rhythm child, one-two- three- four, If your’e cool you’ll pass the door, To skip and dance and drink champagne, Don’t hold back enjoy the game! Ginger, Fred they’ll all be there Ostrich feathers in their...

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Puttin on the Ritz - Just for You Remember when I used to be dead broke, and everyone laughed cause my dreams were a big joke? Well I married a rich fellow and I’m rolling in dough. Now I’m puttin on the ritz – it’s time for my show. Visiting the old neighborhood, I’m sure feeling grand, showing off my chauffeured...

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I pulled up to the Stork Club in a bright Red Coupe Deville. I must admit I felt a bit of pride as I tossed the bell hop the keys. I said "Keep it close Kid!". As he sat behind the steering wheel, I admired the way that the chrome reflected the street lights. I...

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