Pooper Poems - Poems about Pooper

Chlamydia, Queen of the Farts, ("one sniff and they're hauled off in carts") was loving a hump, but let out a trump, and Charlie returned to his tarts......Read the rest...

Layla suffered from Cotards Delusion. No one could convince her that she was not deceased. She lay in her bed, prone and stiff for hours. Believing herself a corpse. We all tried to wake her or disturb her. But...Read the rest...

And here tonight I assumed This would be just another one of those average dinner parties With a stream of boring associates and their plus 1 partner or other But wow Hey you Are so different from all the other's Why I am...Read the rest...

A party of toffs all so snotty was crashed by a yokel so naughty. After passing much gas, this guy with no class took a dump left unflushed in the potty. (for those who may not know: Toff is a...Read the rest...

Super Doper Party Pooper Poetry Souper After much swear and many a big bead All of my effort that I once did need Has been completed and utilized With my results many were surprised. Eyes and smile were wide as...Read the rest...

Horses parade Marching band follows What was that they stepped in? Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (c) All Rights Reserved...Read the rest...

I think about you all the time I think youre really super I think about you in the bath and even on the pooper...Read the rest...

Scuba diving, oh! what a dream In the Gulf, amidst the Sardines With a Florida blond Whom I've grown to be fond It's dark, is it all that it seems Our dive is going oh! so super Boo! said the nosey...Read the rest...