Pooper Poems - Poems about Pooper

Chlamydia, Queen of the Farts, ("one sniff and they're hauled off in carts") was loving a hump, but let out a trump, and Charlie returned to his tarts......

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Layla suffered from Cotards Delusion. No one could convince her that she was not deceased. She lay in her bed, prone and stiff for hours. Believing herself a corpse. We all tried to wake her or disturb her. But Layla was fully into her dead role. I am dead, she thought. Determined to be. Layla refused to talk or move. She would not...

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And here tonight I assumed This would be just another one of those average dinner parties With a stream of boring associates and their plus 1 partner or other But wow Hey you Are so different from all the other's Why I am so glad I bumped into you and for you taking your time to introduce yourself and engage with me in conversation Bacause you are...

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A party of toffs all so snotty was crashed by a yokel so naughty. After passing much gas, this guy with no class took a dump left unflushed in the potty. (for those who may not know: Toff is a person of high-class society a Yokel is an uneducated, unsophisticated person from the countryside.)...

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Super Doper Party Pooper Poetry Souper After much swear and many a big bead All of my effort that I once did need Has been completed and utilized With my results many were surprised. Eyes and smile were wide as I started out Wondering what it would be all about When a great big wind started to blow Saying God had heard me...

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Horses parade Marching band follows What was that they stepped in? Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (c) All Rights Reserved...

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I think about you all the time I think youre really super I think about you in the bath and even on the pooper...

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Scuba diving, oh! what a dream In the Gulf, amidst the Sardines With a Florida blond Whom I've grown to be fond It's dark, is it all that it seems Our dive is going oh! so super Boo! said the nosey big Grouper Och! do you have to be mean To these little Sardines Your just a big party pooper Told of he goes in...

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