Plumber Poems - Poems about Plumber

I am a plumber, CDM is my companies name, The initials belong to my sons, They may work with me one day. I had a LARGE WHITE van, Before Covid made all of the Prices lower. Later I tried to get different work, a variety, But I partnered with a no- good man, And I lost it all again. I had insurance so I...

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There once was a Marm with a dripping cold Whose bright idea she feared would unfold: Her deep scribed porcelain face Was far harder to replace Then a soaked sink her plumber could not hold. ...

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How can I mingle with the poor, I’m a millionaire, My intellect superior, And the masses inferior. I am a street sweeper, my name is Jane, Passers by think I’m insane, I am the sole earner in a family of five. I have been voted in as a president, Those idiots out there, who stand for hours, Just to wave to me in...

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Sump pump is broken Constant water run Plumbers cost money Homeowner is sad Waits a bit too long The basement floods Ruins couches Bedding thrown out Salvage nothing Expensive Life lesson Plumber comes Nasty Stump pump Flood ...

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I didn't know what to do when I left school, But I thought I would become a plumber, wouldn't that be cool. Most of the work is inside I thought, But I should have looked closer, I really ought. People always think a plumber earns a lot and will be well to do, Most plumbers are not rich, but they...

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There lived a kind lady named Summer, Her faithful spouse, he was a plumber When her pipes became clogged, To her rescue, he jogged But forgot to kiss her, a bummer! ...

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Heavy metals make you dumb. Arsenic, Gold, Plumbum. Those metals take from the dome. Why not try nickle, iron, or chrome? Chlorine, sulfur, and radon will take away your breath. Carbon, nitrogen, and hydrogen can make meth. While mercury, zinc, and copper were known to the boomers, lithium, silicon, and titanium were just late bloomers....

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I greeted the day, that seemed in a way, to be just a happy blank page, ...

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With plunger in hand Fred was called from his bed To the homestead of Sue a sexy redhead The water bed pouring As hubby was snoring Fred was fine-tuning Sue till sunrise instead Hubby woke peckish and went down for some bread He was still unaware yet of Sue and Fred Fine-tuned to perfection No fear of detection Sang 'Move over Darling'...

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There was an accomplished agile plumber, he could screw nut in bolt in deep slumber. Wife felt his spanner placed right, drove her sleep away each night. She dumped him, reason he didn’t remember. January 5, 2019. Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10 Checked on howmanysyllables.com...

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My toilet was blocked, what a bummer I texted Curtis, he’s a plumber He got out his long rod Gave my blockage a prod If lucky t’will be fixed by summer! The plumber has read a food thesis Why faeces aren’t falling to pieces If you go the whole hog You will poop a bog log Our diets needs more oils and greases! Occupation chosen...

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Al the plumber was in such a funk He's outwitted by a pesky skunk He got called out at night to such an awful sight Critter stuck in...

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Denise was in love with a rich plumber She'd fallen hard for his big black Hummer Though he was a grunge Denise took the plunge Honeymoon fixing toilets ~ a bummer!...

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One fine day last summer came crazy Pete the plumber he worked a whole week I still have a leak they just don't get any dumber...

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under the sink the plumber switches rings...

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